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In Blow To Biden Transition, Trump Reveals He Has Obtained The Darksaber

WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking upset, President Trump brought Biden's transition to a screeching halt after revealing he has obtained the legendary Darksaber. According to lore, the Darksaber gives Trump all rights of kingship over America, which can only

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Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup

TULSA, OK—Liberals are trying to ruin America by destroying all our favorite corporate mascots, logos, and team names. But President Trump says he won't have it. He defied the woke progressive crowd this week by chugging an entire bottle of Aunt