Humor

Humor | Humor

Hillary Releases New Line Of Cement Shoes

U.S. — Not to be outdone by former President Trump, Hillary Clinton announced she had released her own line of shoes that come with just enough cement in the bottom to sink straight to the bottom of the sea.

Humor | Humor

Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country

U.S. — Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden's mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he's too old and senile to stand trial.

Humor | Humor

Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023

It’s election year, and America will have to make a choice between two old geezers again. If you ever come across anyone who needs convincing whom to vote fo...

    Humor | Humor

    Trump trolls Biden with 'White House senior living' ad: 'Where residents feel like presidents'

    Donald Trump has trolled Joe Biden with a bizarre advert, labelling the White House as a “senior living” facility where “residents feel like presidents”.The ...

      Humor | Satire

      Tommy Smothers Walks Out As Johnny | Carson Tonight Show

      Original Airdate: February 20th, 1992#johnnycarson #thetonightshow Subscribe to Carson: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7McHNOsrUL2fRxTB_xvgRQ?sub_confir...

        Humor | Humor

        Left Wing Sponsors vs Right Wing Sponsors

        The difference between left wing sponsors and right wing sponsors and Ad Reads. Featuring @tythefisch follow him!Follow my second chanel: http://youtube.com/...

          Humor | Humor

          Thanksgiving w/ Matt Walsh (feat. Matt Walsh)

          What is a turkey?#ad a special thanks to our sponsor, hallow!http://hallow.com/freedomtoons/

            Humor | Humor

            Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict

            What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas ...

              Humor | Satire

              Shame on the American CEOs Who Dined With Xi - The American Spectator | USA News and Politics

              The American Spectator Foundation educates the public on new ideas, concepts, and policies that favor traditional American values, such as economic freedom, individual liberty, self-sufficiency, and limited government.

                Humor | Humor

                Trump Swing-State Lead Expected To Hold Until 3 A.M. On Election Night

                NEW YORK, NY — Political analysts and media pundits alike were stunned by recent poll results showing former President Donald Trump taking a commanding lead over Joe Biden across several swing states. Experts predict Trump's lead will hold steady u

                  Humor | Humor

                  Family Makes Tough Decision To Put Aging Grandpa In US Senate

                  It's something millions of Americans will wrestle with at some point in their lives. Parents and grandparents get older and eventually, the family has to mak...

                    Humor | Humor

                    It's Not About The Nail

                    "Don't try to fix it. I just need you to listen." Every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land. No matter what.

                      Humor | Humor

                      ‘License to fall’: Joe Biden mocked in James Bond parody

                      Sky News host Rita Panahi has questioned why the oldest US President is being “treated like a baby” and brought his age into question.Concerns have been rais...

                        Humor | Humor

                        The Eagle Has Landed - YouTube

                        Watch the member-only portion of my show on DailyWire : https://utm.io/ueSuXLIKE & SUBSCRIBE for new videos every day. https://www.youtube.com/c/BenShapiroSt...

                          Humor | Humor

                          Do you know about the Filles du Roi? - Quebec City 101

                          The Filles du Roi, also known as the King’s Daughters, were a group of approximately 770 women who embarked on a transformative journey from France to Quebec between 1663 and 1673. This initiative aimed to address the demographic imbalance in the Fr

                            Humor | Humor

                            Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong

                            WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records,

                              Humor | Humor

                              White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago | Babylo

                              WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of

                                Humor | Satire

                                8 Obvious Signs Biden Is Innocent Of Any Wrongdoing

                                As usual, the vicious right-wing media is dragging another noble, upstanding Democratic politician through the mud with false allegations. It can sometimes be difficult to discern the truth about these great liberal leaders from all the lies of dangerous

                                  Humor | Satire

                                  Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like The Trunk Of A Corvette

                                  U.S. - Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.

                                    Humor | Satire

                                    With Last-Minute Debt Ceiling Bill, Government Narrowly Avoids Fiscal Responsibility

                                    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The House voted 314-117 Wednesday to approve a bill raising the US debt ceiling. The bipartisan compromise allows the country to avoid the devastating impact of fiscal responsibility for another two years.

                                      Humor | Humor

                                      With All Other Companies Going Woke, Conservatives Make Last Stand At Texas Buc-ee's

                                      NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee's to make their last

                                      Humor | Satire

                                      Media Admits They Lied About That Russia Collusion Thing But Are Totally Telling The Truth About Everything Else

                                      U.S. — After John Durham's newly released report confirmed the Trump-Russia collusion narrative was entirely fabricated, several notable media figures admitted they lied to the American people for 3 years but promised that they're totally tell

                                        Humor | Humor

                                        Walking might be good for you, but it also ruins your life

                                        When you walk, the truth appears, annoying and inevitable, and all the fantasies about eternal youth and bodily perfection become vain

                                          Humor | Satire

                                          The Man Who Polluted Too Much - The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

                                          Barack Obama has come to Spain to dirty the air, and he has been remarkably successful at it.  On Nov. 8, 2021, in Glasgow, he said that we had not done enough to combat the climate crisis. “All of us...

                                          Humor | Funny Stuff

                                          Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time | Babylon Bee

                                          NASHVILLE, TN — A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.

                                          Humor | Satire

                                          AOC: 'The Government Must Shut Down Unapproved News Agencies To Defeat Fascism'

                                          WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to defeat fascism, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for the military to shut down news agencies that say anything unapproved by the government.

                                            Humor | Satire

                                            Fox News Defamation Trial Over As Jury Votes In Favor Of Dominion 138,000 To 1

                                            WILMINGTON, DE — In a stunning result that came much more quickly than observers expected, the 12-member jury in the Fox News-Dominion Software trial has voted in favor of Dominion by a count of 138,000 to 1.

                                              Humor | Humor

                                              Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

                                              WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.

                                                Humor | Humor

                                                Somebody Made F U Break Up Boots

                                                Breaking up with someone has never been easy. But now, thanks to KiraKira Couture's latest creation, the Fiercely Undaunted (FU) high heels, you can send

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support For East Palestine After Learning It’s In America

                                                  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Ilhan Omar has canceled a planned rally to support the victims of the East Palestine chemical spill after learning East Palestine is actually in America.

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden’s Garage

                                                  Investigators found classified documents in President Biden's garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy

                                                  WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is on edge this morning after investigators revealed a fourth stash of classified documents from Biden's tenure as Vice President was found deep in his colon.

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  How to Survive in the Third World States of America

                                                  It’s 2028. Our non-binary Emporer/Empress Kamala Harris has outlawed guns, meat, combustible engines, gas stoves, and testicles. Americans are starving except for those lucky enough to live in t...

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  15 Funny Gen X Memes That Captures The Gen X Life

                                                  There are a lot of things that make Gen X unique, and one of those things is their sense of humor. Sit back and enjoy these Gen X Memes

                                                  Humor | Political Humor

                                                  Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters

                                                  Post these on Twitter to show everyone how much you admire strong women and love paying more money for gas and groceries.

                                                  Humor | Funny Stuff

                                                  I made the Pufferfish Meme in Minecraft - YouTube

                                                  So I made the pufferfish eating a carrot meme in Minecraft, and added a few extra things. Just vibe checking, Peta don't sue me. " I made the Pufferfish Meme...

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  Ottowa Towing Companies Tell Canadian Government They Have COVID

                                                  Yep. Have to self quarantine for several weeks just to make sure we don't spread covid around. Sorry Justin we can't help you. That is the way to take care of the sorry bastards killing kids with this crap. I love it. Tell the Canadian Government to…

                                                  Humor | Funny Stuff

                                                  The Epic Prank John Madden Pulled on 'Saturday Night Live'

                                                  John Madden played a prank on producer Dick Ebersol in 1982 while hosting 'Saturday Night Live.'

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  Christmas Shoplifting in California! - YouTube

                                                  Grab your Magnesium Breakthrough at https://magnesiumbreakthrough.com/jpUse Code "JP2021" For a DealCheck Out My Merch Here - https://awakenwithjp.comTake a ...

                                                  Humor | Political Humor

                                                  Analysis: Bald Weirdos To Play Outsized Role in 2022 Election

                                                  The Democratic Party's hopes of preserving President Joe Biden's agenda by retaining control of Congress in 2022 could rest on a unique demographic poised to play an outsized role in the upcoming midterm elections. According to a Washington Free Beacon an

                                                  Humor | Political Humor

                                                  EXCLUSIVE: Ben & Jerry’s Targets Anti-Semite Demographic With Audacious New Ice Cream Flavors

                                                  Ben & Jerry's, a left-wing ice cream company owned by Unilever, announced Monday that it will stop selling its products in the so-called Occupied Palestinian Territory, more commonly known as the West Bank and East Jerusalem.

                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                  Cicada Hits Driver of a Car in Cincinnati - Famadillo.com

                                                  Last night June 7, 2021 the Cincinnati police department reported that a car accident occurred because A cicada flew through an open window in the face of

                                                    Humor | Humor

                                                    I Hate Hiking and I Hate Hiking Boots - Famadillo.com

                                                    My husband has been into running and hiking lately. I think Covid has made him absolutely nuts. He seems to want to go hiking everywhere and he feels he

                                                      Humor | Humor

                                                      Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister

                                                      With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared

                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                          'Peak 305' - A Miami Court Zoom hearing features someone 'appearing' before the judge in way they never intended

                                                          Sometimes your court case is double-booked with your backside injections. And sometimes your phone is still broadcasting...

                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                              GOP Place Kamala Harris's Picture on 'Missing' Milk Carton

                                                              Vice President Kamala Harris will travel to Guatemala and Mexico to fulfill President Joe Biden's instructions to "engage in a diplomatic"

                                                                Humor | Humor

                                                                FNC's Carlson: Jeff Zucker Should 'Transition' -- Put Him in a 'Sheer Black Strapless Dress,' He Instantly Understands

                                                                Friday, Fox News Channel's Tucker Carlson offered advice to CNN head Jeff Zucker on the heels of criticism from former network anchor Brooke Baldwin the "most influential anchors" on CNN, and highest-paid were men. | Clips

                                                                  Humor | Funny

                                                                  There's a Danish Kid's Cartoon about a Man with a Large Penis - Famadillo.com

                                                                  On the day that we lost Caillou I discovered that John Dillermand is a Danish kid's show about a man with an enormous penis. Not just a regular penis, but

                                                                    Humor | Humor

                                                                    Penis Masks Are a Thing and There's a Reason - Famadillo.com

                                                                    I read an article that people are wearing Penis masks because it becomes a joke of social distancing.  If you're close enough to recognize the

                                                                      Humor | Funny

                                                                      Teddy Bear Flower Bouquets are a Thing and I Had No Idea - Famadillo.com

                                                                      This is a bouquet of teddy bears which I truly had no idea was a thing.  Instead of flowers, people seem to be migrating to buying alternatives. In this

                                                                        Humor | Funny stuff

                                                                        Peter Billingsley is dishing on a little-known secret from the set of “A Christmas Story.”

                                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                                          US Pension Money Flows into Chinese Companies: State Department

                                                                          As the stock markets start to settle down after the tumultuous year that was 2020, many people are starting to

                                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                                          Looney Tunes 1932-1960 | 5 Hours Compilation | Bugs Bunny | Daffy Duck | Porky Pig | Chuck Jones

                                                                          Over 5 hours of the classic series which first started from the golden-era of cartoon shorts where Looney Tunes were not made for kids, a past long gone! Thi...

                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                            And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is... - The Dollar Vigilante

                                                                            And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is...
                                                                            All about Jeff Berwick and Charlie Robinson's Book "Controlled Demolition": https://dollarvigilante.com/book
                                                                            Subscribe to the The Dollar Vigilante newsletter: https://dollarvigilante.com...

                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                              Oregon elections director fired after reporting problems

                                                                              Oregon’s elections director was abruptly fired in a text message by the secretary of state after he pointed out serious issues with the state’s aging and vulnerable technology for running elections.

                                                                                    Humor | Humor

                                                                                    Did Tarantino want Kurt Cobain for a 'Pulp Fiction' role?

                                                                                    The short answer is: it depends on who you ask. But the long answer sees one of music's most iconic singer coupled with a similarly gifted director

                                                                                      Humor | Humor

                                                                                      Biden - "You Know the Thing" Remix

                                                                                      You can support me on Patreon (thank you!): https://www.patreon.com/HannahHoffmanMusic Or through Venmo (thank you!): @HannahHoffmanMusic Or just enjoy my chann...

                                                                                        Humor | Humor

                                                                                        Pledge of Allegiance, word-by-word meaning explained by Red Skelton (he includes Under God at end)

                                                                                        14 January 1969. Famous American comedian, Red Skelton, explains the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, word-by-word, from a memo...

                                                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                                                          Apple will replace your defective AirPods Pro free of charge – BGR

                                                                                          Apple is replacing defective AirPods Pro models that make crackling or static sounds for free. Some AirPods Pro that were manufactured before October 2020 have sound issues that cannot be fixed, and Apple will replace these units after examining them.

                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                              BREAKING: Hunter Biden's 'Fixer' Identified - A Secret Service Head In a Major US City

                                                                                              For 47 years former Vice President Joe Biden was in politics.  He is now the Democrat Candidate for President.  However, recently unearthed activities involving Biden and his son Hunter have placed the whole family in a very embarrassing situation. The

                                                                                                Humor | Humor

                                                                                                Letter: What I'm voting for

                                                                                                To answer all of those who would say “I can't believe you would vote for Trump."

                                                                                                  Humor | Humor

                                                                                                  ‘Thank God I Voted Absentee In Whatever Dumb Ohio Town I’m From,’ Say Brooklyn Residents

                                                                                                  BROOKLYN—Stressing how happy they were to make a difference back home in Sparta or wherever, Brooklyn residents told reporters Wednesday that they genuinely felt great about voting absentee in “whatever dumb Ohio town” they hailed from. “Yeah, I’m really

                                                                                                    Humor | Humor

                                                                                                    Air Force ignores ‘take one’ trick-or-treat sign

                                                                                                    THE PENTAGON — General Charles Q. Brown, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, was seen going back to a bowl of candy bars labeled “take one” twice at the Joint Chiefs of Staff socially-distanced trick or treat event. “I will be needing this for long-range Hal

                                                                                                      Humor | Humor

                                                                                                      ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9

                                                                                                      WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking dinner for her family of nine with

                                                                                                        Humor | Humor

                                                                                                        Business Owners Boarding Up In Case Party Of Love And Tolerance Loses

                                                                                                        U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday.The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.&q

                                                                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                                                                          AOC Cancels Event Honoring Arafat After Learning he Visited Israel - The Mideast Beast

                                                                                                          New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has backed out of an event honoring former Palestinian Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat

                                                                                                          Humor | Political Humor

                                                                                                          Oscars To Have New Inclusion Rule To Ensure Absolutely No One Cares About Oscars [Satire]

                                                                                                          The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has developed a new inclusion requirement for Oscar-nominated films. The Academy says it wants to make sure the winning films contain significant roles for groups who are under-represented in Hollywood, lik

                                                                                                          Humor | Political Humor

                                                                                                          How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy

                                                                                                          The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa

                                                                                                          Humor | Humor

                                                                                                          'Meth-gators': Police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators

                                                                                                          "Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay," the Loretto Police Department wrote in a Facebook post.

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night

                                                                                                            Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech

                                                                                                            British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise

                                                                                                            Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            The 24 Most Absurdly Politically Correct Moments of the Last Decade

                                                                                                            A lot has happened in the last decade — including a lot of things being called racist, sexist, offensive, or insensitive.

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'

                                                                                                            Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            'SNL' mocks Joe Biden gaffes in debate recap: 'I’m always one second away from calling Cory Booker 'Barack'” | Fox N

                                                                                                            With an all-star cast, this weekend’s "Saturday Night Live" reenacted some of the more cringeworthy moments of last week’s Democratic presidential debate in Atlanta.

                                                                                                            Humor | Humor

                                                                                                            Should I Really Continue the Relationship? | All Perfect Stories

                                                                                                            Do you want to be close to a person who does not appreciate you, or is it time to break the chains that interfere with breathing? Sometimes you need to save not a relationship, but yourself.

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News

                                                                                                              Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom

                                                                                                              "It's all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. "

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest by the numbers | Fox Business

                                                                                                              Here’s a look at some of the numbers behind Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest.

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              US Attorney General William Barr stuns conference with incredible BAGPIPES display

                                                                                                              WILLIAM Barr, 69, grabbed a set of bagpipes from one member of the NYPD pipe band who had already been playing the event. And he got a rousing ovation from musicians and gathered attorneys alike.

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              Learn to drive traffic and sales through social media marketing for $29

                                                                                                              This 10-course social media master class bundle dives into everything from Facebook to influencer marketing.

                                                                                                              Humor | Humor

                                                                                                              Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock

                                                                                                              Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock And Offers Hilarious Explanation