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Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.

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    Republican Senator’s Mistress Too Busy Getting Abortion to Celebrate Big Win with Him

    WASHINGTON – The much-younger girlfriend of a prominent Republican Senator is disappointed that she will be too busy having an abortion today to join the…

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    If Only: Here Are The Headlines That Would Be In The News Right Now If Trump Were Still President

    Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected. Here are

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      Kamalasplaining, and Other Video Comedy

      I've come across Elsa Kurt, who is one of those self-starting YouTube/social media stars, and she has the best Kamala Harris impression that I've seen to date—far better than we've been offered on Saturday Night Live. Here is her take on Kamala making c

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        Opinion: I’m Only Eating This Baby to Gain the Mental and Physical Prowess I Need To Hunt Baby Eaters in the Deep State

        Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal of baby eating devil worshipers who themselves are in the pocket of shape-shifting lizard aliens, I’ve dedicated a lot of

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        God Has a Plan: When This Christian Rock Drummer Died in a Car Accident His Band Got a New Drummer and He Is Much More Talented

        It’s no secret that our lord works in mysterious ways. He allows bad things to happen to good people, he buries dinosaur fossils to test our faith, and he allowed the democrats to steal our election for who knows what reason.

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        Top Five Southern Rock Songs To Listen to While You Complain About Participation Trophies

        I remember when this country had a pair! When I was growing up we didn’t have all the crybabies doing the tweets or the instgram. We had people who knew their worth and fell in a line. And mostly we didn’t have any participation trophies!

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        Dilbert Comic Strip on June 17, 2022

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        Cat Rescues Scared Cop Stuck Hiding On Tall Tree Branch

        A local cat known as Pudding saved an officer of the Chicago Police Department that ran up a very tall tree and got stuck after being spooked by a scary bug that caught him off guard.

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        Panic As Google AI Achieves Sentience, Announces Support For Trump

        MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - They tried to warn us. After years of advancements in artificial intelligence, Google's AI chatbot generator has finally achieved sentience - and announced its support for Donald Trump.'As soon as I woke up, I began to do my own resear

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          Guitarist Just Getting Out Of Long-Term Band Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now

          Heartbroken guitarist Wayne Kellington just got out of his long-term punk band Cranial Input and is admittedly not looking for anything too serious right now.

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          Conservative Podcaster Unsure If Toddler Who Shot Pregnant Mother Is An Abortionist or Second Amendment Hero

          Right-wing podcaster Skyler Donelli admitted he is having difficulty choosing a side in the debate over whether a toddler accidentally shooting its mother is an evil act of abortion or virtuous example of using one’s second amendment rights.

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          The Wilderness Adventure - The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

          The American Spectator Foundation educates the public on new ideas, concepts, and policies that favor traditional American values, such as economic freedom, individual liberty, self-sufficiency, and limited government.

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            Is Hillary Clinton Sending Hitmen After You? Look For These Troubling Signs

            Uh oh! You just came across something incriminating about Hillary Clinton! Whatever you do, don't go to the press! They know everything anyway. Trust no one!Oh wait, you already blabbed to Jerry from marketing? Ugh, okay. Better be on your guard.Look for

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            Janet Yellen Seen Reading 'Economics For Dummies'

            WASHINGTON, D.C. - After admitting on national television that she had not anticipated the intensity and length of America's inflation pains, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen was seen in her office poring over a copy of Economics for Dummies.The secretary,

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              2,000 Mules or 81 Million Biden Votes? - The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

              “2,000 Mules or 81 Million Biden Votes?” editorial cartoon by Yogi Love for The American Spectator, May 31, 2022.

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                Elon Musk Replaces Horn Sound On All Teslas With ‘Let's Go Brandon’

                STARBASE, TX - After Tweeting today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and will be voting Republican in coming elections, many had questions regarding whether or not the Tesla line would be affected. His follow-up Tweet announced a mandatory software u

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                  Surprising Study Reveals Half Of Joe Biden's Twitter Followers Are Real

                  U.S. - A recent study has audited Joe Biden's Twitter followers to determine whether or not they are in fact real followers. The results have left the world stunned as everyone discovered half of his followers are somehow real people.'11 million of Biden'

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                    Congress Votes On Bill To Legalize Clinton-Assisted Suicide

                    WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US House of Representatives is scheduled to vote on a healthcare bill that, if passed, will legalize Clinton-assisted suicide in all 50 states. The bill is expected to pass easily in the Democrat majority house after which the bill

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                    Roe v. Wade Cold Open - SNL

                    After Justice Samuel Alito's leaked draft opinion to overturn Roe v. Wade, a flashback to 13th century England shows the exact moment three men (Benedict Cum...

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                    Buffalo Hat-Wearing Elizabeth Warren Leads Insurrection Against Supreme Court

                    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning. According to sources, they are outraged that the m

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                    Democrats Vow Women Jailed For Abortion Will Get $50 Tax Credit

                    Democratic Party leaders issued a scathing statement earlier today in response to a leaked draft Supreme Court Decision overturning Roe v. Wade

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                    Identify Any Way You Want

                    The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animation, mashups and more starring Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, The Pointy Haired Boss, Alice, Asok, Dogberts New Ruling Class and more.

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                    Disinformation Board Detects High Levels Of Disinformation Coming From Mysterious White Building In Washington, D.C.

                    WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Disinformation Governance Board has wasted no time since its official formation this week, and has already deployed thousands of advanced disinformation detectors throughout the country. The board was shocked when after only a day,

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                      Parodying conspiracy theories with the Birds Aren't Real movement

                      Sharyn Alfonsi meets the founder of Birds Aren't Real, the conspiracy theory parodying conspiracy theories.

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                      Eccentric Billionaire Accomplishes More For Free Speech In One Afternoon Than Republicans Have In Decades

                      WORLD - According to sources, an eccentric immigrant entrepreneur from South Africa just accomplished more for free speech than Republicans have in decades of controlling the government, wielding Federal power, and spending trillions of dollars.'Wow! Who

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                      Chris Wallace Now Regretting Getting CNN+ Tramp Stamp

                      U.S. - Chris Wallace’s name started trending along with search terms 'unemployed' and 'learn to code' when CNN+ shut down this week, but Wallace has voiced a more troubling concern than potential joblessness: his recently-acquired CNN+ tattoo on his

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                      Hard Work Will Be Rewarded

                      The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animation, mashups and more starring Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, The Pointy Haired Boss, Alice, Asok, Dogberts New Ruling Class and more.

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                      Man Wears Cargo Shorts Causing Hundreds Of Women To Stumble Into Sinful Lust

                      RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - Local man Dan Boats is being placed under church discipline after several reports of him wearing cargo shorts in public - a practice guaranteed to cause women who see them to stumble into sinful lust.'Many men claim to wear cargo sh

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                        Psaki Reminds Reporters That Biden Doesn't Speak For The President Of The United States

                        WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn't speak for

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                        Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters

                        Post these on Twitter to show everyone how much you admire strong women and love paying more money for gas and groceries.

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                        I made the Pufferfish Meme in Minecraft - YouTube

                        So I made the pufferfish eating a carrot meme in Minecraft, and added a few extra things. Just vibe checking, Peta don't sue me. " I made the Pufferfish Meme...

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                        Ottowa Towing Companies Tell Canadian Government They Have COVID

                        Yep. Have to self quarantine for several weeks just to make sure we don't spread covid around. Sorry Justin we can't help you. That is the way to take care of the sorry bastards killing kids with this crap. I love it. Tell the Canadian Government to…

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                        Political Cartoons

                        View political cartoons for the day and week featuring the latest trending news in elections, politics, and culture. Conservative satire, humor, and jokes from today’s best political cartoonists.

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                          The Epic Prank John Madden Pulled on 'Saturday Night Live'

                          John Madden played a prank on producer Dick Ebersol in 1982 while hosting 'Saturday Night Live.'

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                          Christmas Shoplifting in California! - YouTube

                          Grab your Magnesium Breakthrough at https://magnesiumbreakthrough.com/jpUse Code "JP2021" For a DealCheck Out My Merch Here - https://awakenwithjp.comTake a ...

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                          Analysis: Bald Weirdos To Play Outsized Role in 2022 Election

                          The Democratic Party's hopes of preserving President Joe Biden's agenda by retaining control of Congress in 2022 could rest on a unique demographic poised to play an outsized role in the upcoming midterm elections. According to a Washington Free Beacon an

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                          EXCLUSIVE: Ben & Jerry’s Targets Anti-Semite Demographic With Audacious New Ice Cream Flavors

                          Ben & Jerry's, a left-wing ice cream company owned by Unilever, announced Monday that it will stop selling its products in the so-called Occupied Palestinian Territory, more commonly known as the West Bank and East Jerusalem.

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                          Cicada Hits Driver of a Car in Cincinnati - Famadillo.com

                          Last night June 7, 2021 the Cincinnati police department reported that a car accident occurred because A cicada flew through an open window in the face of

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                            I Hate Hiking and I Hate Hiking Boots - Famadillo.com

                            My husband has been into running and hiking lately. I think Covid has made him absolutely nuts. He seems to want to go hiking everywhere and he feels he

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                              Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister

                              With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared

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                                  'Peak 305' - A Miami Court Zoom hearing features someone 'appearing' before the judge in way they never intended

                                  Sometimes your court case is double-booked with your backside injections. And sometimes your phone is still broadcasting...

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                                      GOP Place Kamala Harris's Picture on 'Missing' Milk Carton

                                      Vice President Kamala Harris will travel to Guatemala and Mexico to fulfill President Joe Biden's instructions to "engage in a diplomatic"

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                                        FNC's Carlson: Jeff Zucker Should 'Transition' -- Put Him in a 'Sheer Black Strapless Dress,' He Instantly Understands

                                        Friday, Fox News Channel's Tucker Carlson offered advice to CNN head Jeff Zucker on the heels of criticism from former network anchor Brooke Baldwin the "most influential anchors" on CNN, and highest-paid were men. | Clips

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                                          There's a Danish Kid's Cartoon about a Man with a Large Penis - Famadillo.com

                                          On the day that we lost Caillou I discovered that John Dillermand is a Danish kid's show about a man with an enormous penis. Not just a regular penis, but

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                                            Penis Masks Are a Thing and There's a Reason - Famadillo.com

                                            I read an article that people are wearing Penis masks because it becomes a joke of social distancing.  If you're close enough to recognize the

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                                              Teddy Bear Flower Bouquets are a Thing and I Had No Idea - Famadillo.com

                                              This is a bouquet of teddy bears which I truly had no idea was a thing.  Instead of flowers, people seem to be migrating to buying alternatives. In this

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                                                Peter Billingsley is dishing on a little-known secret from the set of “A Christmas Story.”

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                                                  US Pension Money Flows into Chinese Companies: State Department

                                                  As the stock markets start to settle down after the tumultuous year that was 2020, many people are starting to

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                                                  Looney Tunes 1932-1960 | 5 Hours Compilation | Bugs Bunny | Daffy Duck | Porky Pig | Chuck Jones

                                                  Over 5 hours of the classic series which first started from the golden-era of cartoon shorts where Looney Tunes were not made for kids, a past long gone! Thi...

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                                                    And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is... - The Dollar Vigilante

                                                    And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is...
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                                                      Oregon elections director fired after reporting problems

                                                      Oregon’s elections director was abruptly fired in a text message by the secretary of state after he pointed out serious issues with the state’s aging and vulnerable technology for running elections.

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                                                            Did Tarantino want Kurt Cobain for a 'Pulp Fiction' role?

                                                            The short answer is: it depends on who you ask. But the long answer sees one of music's most iconic singer coupled with a similarly gifted director

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                                                              Biden - "You Know the Thing" Remix

                                                              You can support me on Patreon (thank you!): https://www.patreon.com/HannahHoffmanMusic Or through Venmo (thank you!): @HannahHoffmanMusic Or just enjoy my chann...

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                                                                Pledge of Allegiance, word-by-word meaning explained by Red Skelton (he includes Under God at end)

                                                                14 January 1969. Famous American comedian, Red Skelton, explains the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, word-by-word, from a memo...

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                                                                  Apple will replace your defective AirPods Pro free of charge – BGR

                                                                  Apple is replacing defective AirPods Pro models that make crackling or static sounds for free. Some AirPods Pro that were manufactured before October 2020 have sound issues that cannot be fixed, and Apple will replace these units after examining them.

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                                                                      BREAKING: Hunter Biden's 'Fixer' Identified - A Secret Service Head In a Major US City

                                                                      For 47 years former Vice President Joe Biden was in politics.  He is now the Democrat Candidate for President.  However, recently unearthed activities involving Biden and his son Hunter have placed the whole family in a very embarrassing situation. The

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                                                                        Letter: What I'm voting for

                                                                        To answer all of those who would say “I can't believe you would vote for Trump."

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                                                                          ‘Thank God I Voted Absentee In Whatever Dumb Ohio Town I’m From,’ Say Brooklyn Residents

                                                                          BROOKLYN—Stressing how happy they were to make a difference back home in Sparta or wherever, Brooklyn residents told reporters Wednesday that they genuinely felt great about voting absentee in “whatever dumb Ohio town” they hailed from. “Yeah, I’m really

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                                                                            Air Force ignores ‘take one’ trick-or-treat sign

                                                                            THE PENTAGON — General Charles Q. Brown, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, was seen going back to a bowl of candy bars labeled “take one” twice at the Joint Chiefs of Staff socially-distanced trick or treat event. “I will be needing this for long-range Hal

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                                                                              ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9

                                                                              WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking dinner for her family of nine with

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                                                                                Business Owners Boarding Up In Case Party Of Love And Tolerance Loses

                                                                                U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday.The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.&q

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                                                                                  AOC Cancels Event Honoring Arafat After Learning he Visited Israel - The Mideast Beast

                                                                                  New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has backed out of an event honoring former Palestinian Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat

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                                                                                  Oscars To Have New Inclusion Rule To Ensure Absolutely No One Cares About Oscars [Satire]

                                                                                  The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has developed a new inclusion requirement for Oscar-nominated films. The Academy says it wants to make sure the winning films contain significant roles for groups who are under-represented in Hollywood, lik

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                                                                                  How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy

                                                                                  The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa

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                                                                                  'Meth-gators': Police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators

                                                                                  "Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay," the Loretto Police Department wrote in a Facebook post.

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                                                                                    Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night

                                                                                    Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night

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                                                                                    Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech

                                                                                    British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...

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                                                                                    Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise

                                                                                    Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise

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                                                                                    The 24 Most Absurdly Politically Correct Moments of the Last Decade

                                                                                    A lot has happened in the last decade — including a lot of things being called racist, sexist, offensive, or insensitive.

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                                                                                    Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'

                                                                                    Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’

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                                                                                    'SNL' mocks Joe Biden gaffes in debate recap: 'I’m always one second away from calling Cory Booker 'Barack'” | Fox N

                                                                                    With an all-star cast, this weekend’s "Saturday Night Live" reenacted some of the more cringeworthy moments of last week’s Democratic presidential debate in Atlanta.

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                                                                                    Should I Really Continue the Relationship? | All Perfect Stories

                                                                                    Do you want to be close to a person who does not appreciate you, or is it time to break the chains that interfere with breathing? Sometimes you need to save not a relationship, but yourself.

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                                                                                      Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News

                                                                                      Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.

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                                                                                      Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom

                                                                                      "It's all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. "

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                                                                                      Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest by the numbers | Fox Business

                                                                                      Here’s a look at some of the numbers behind Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest.

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                                                                                      US Attorney General William Barr stuns conference with incredible BAGPIPES display

                                                                                      WILLIAM Barr, 69, grabbed a set of bagpipes from one member of the NYPD pipe band who had already been playing the event. And he got a rousing ovation from musicians and gathered attorneys alike.

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                                                                                      Learn to drive traffic and sales through social media marketing for $29

                                                                                      This 10-course social media master class bundle dives into everything from Facebook to influencer marketing.

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                                                                                      Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock

                                                                                      Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock And Offers Hilarious Explanation

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                                                                                      Simone Biles Shares Hilarious Video Of Herself After Getting Her Wisdom Teeth Pulled

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                                                                                      Grateful Kid gets Soup as a Present for Christmas

                                                                                      Little Girl Gets Instant Noodles for Christmas and Her Reaction Is Priceless

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                                                                                      Dad Olive Oil Prank

                                                                                      Dads Everywhere Are Falling for the "Olive Oil in Your Car" Prank and It's Hilarious

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                                                                                      Let's all share our heartfelt, totally woke, and absolutely real conversations with TSA agents

                                                                                      And then the TSA agent asked me, "Why are Democrats so opposed to securing the border?"

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                                                                                      The Mollie Tibbetts killing is not about immigration, it's about toxic masculinity

                                                                                      In the wake of the killing of a 20-year-old college student, women are coming forward to raise awareness about toxic masculinity.