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White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaking on behalf of President Biden, Jen Psaki claimed today that we should keep letting unvaccinated immigrants into the country, since we need to fill all the roles of unvaccinated workers who got fired.Psaki said it's the position
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Trump to Honor the Brave Men and Women Who Fought During the Upcoming Holyfield/Belfort 9/11 Fight
Former president Donald Trump will commemorate the brave men and women who fought during the 9/11 boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort.
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Yet Again I’m the Only Cool Guy at This AA Meeting
This is getting ridiculous. When I attended my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, I thought it would be a cool bunch of people swapping stories about drunk driving and stealing from your loved ones. Just a whole bunch of McNulty's talking rock botto
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Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats in Congress have condemned the recent election integrity law passed in Texas. In addition to the laws being extremely racist, misogynistic, and homophobic, Democrat politicians are saying that such laws will lead to a devastat
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Republican Politicians Vow To Get Real Mad And Stuff Following Afghanistan Crisis
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Americans and Afghan allies still trapped in Afghanistan, Republican politicians are vowing to respond by getting 'real mad and stuff' about it. 'Oh yeah, you bet I'm mad! I'm spittin' mad, I sure am,' said Senator Lindsey Graham.
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We Sat Down With Body Modification Legend Jesus Christ
Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos on people in many walks of life. While we in the punk rock world have grown accustomed to these sights, it took many sacrifices by the people with their to
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Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has updated the American people on Biden's handling of Afghanistan.'Rest assured, the President is all over this,' said Biden's National Security Advisor Peter Piddlepants. 'He is very in charge and competent and preside
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Anti-Vaxxers Bring The Crazy At Public Meetings In California
The backlash against vaccine mandates was loud, proud, and downright troubling at the latest meeting of the San Diego Board of Supervisors. #Colbert #Comedy ...
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With Infrastructure Bill Passed, Congress Gets To Work On Legislation To Fix Roads And Bridges
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a grueling five-month fight to pass the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill, members of Congress say they are eager to get started on new legislation to fix the nation’s crumbling roads and bridges. 'The fight over the infrast
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Oregon High Schools Stop Teaching Reading So Kids Won't Be Influenced By Thomas Sowell Books
OREGON - Oregon high schools have removed requirements to learn reading, writing, math, and basic social skills for kids graduating and moving on into the real world. The reason, according to one Oregon school board member, is to make sure they aren't inf
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Greg Gutfeld: Climate change is saving hundreds of thousands of lives
Fact: more people died from cold weather than hot. A new Lancet study reports that while a half million people die from heat per year, roughly 4.5 million die from the cold.
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God Works in Mysterious Ways That Somehow Always Reinforce What I Want To Believe
God works in mysterious ways. That's why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from the parts of it that justify my incredibly narrow view of the world. That said, I will totally question God's plan for anyone who is e
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New Rule: The Tragedy of Trump Voters | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BBill calls on Democrats not to write off all Trump voters as deplorable and asks Republicans to con...
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New Rule: The Big Liars | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BUnremarkable people can get a remarkable life in Congress – and that’s what keeps the average Repub...
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Pelosi Says She Will Arrest Any Congressperson Caught With Copy Of The Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi announced today that she will strictly be enforcing her anti-Constitution rule at the Capitol and that any congressperson caught carrying a copy of the document will be arrested.'I've instructed Capitol Police to arrest any
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The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animation, mashups and more starring Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, The Pointy Haired Boss, Alice, Asok, Dogberts New Ruling Class and more.
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White vs Mexicans BBQ | MrChuy FT The Crazy Gorilla
I, MrChuy, finally did a collab with the one and only The Crazy Gorilla! You guys all wanted it, and here it is! White Vs Mexican BBQs!! PART 2 IS NOW LIVE! ...
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Feminists Declare Victory After Obliterating Women's Sports, Relabeling Mothers 'Birthing Persons', Getting Women Drafted
WORLD - After a century of hard-fought battles for equal rights, the feminist movement has finally achieved its ultimate goal of obliterating women's sports, relabeling mothers 'birthing persons,' and getting women drafted into the military. 'We are so pr
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Scandal-Free Canadian Musician Releases Public Apology Just Because
Canadian pop punk musician and overall good dude Jeremiah Dean released a public apology yesterday despite not being accused of any unacceptable behavior whatsoever.
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School Of Hard Knocks Graduates Yet Another Class Of Racist Uncles
Legendary ass-kicking institution, The School Of Hard Knocks, celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers this past weekend.
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EXCLUSIVE: Ben & Jerry’s Targets Anti-Semite Demographic With Audacious New Ice Cream Flavors
Ben & Jerry's, a left-wing ice cream company owned by Unilever, announced Monday that it will stop selling its products in the so-called Occupied Palestinian Territory, more commonly known as the West Bank and East Jerusalem.
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Dangerous Anti-Science Extremists Hold Super-Spreader Event In D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The World Health Organization has issued a travel warning for anyone traveling to D.C. this week since according to several reports, a plane full of COVID infected anti-science extremists from Texas have flown to the nation's capital an
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Cicada Hits Driver of a Car in Cincinnati - Famadillo.com
Last night June 7, 2021 the Cincinnati police department reported that a car accident occurred because A cicada flew through an open window in the face of
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I Hate Hiking and I Hate Hiking Boots - Famadillo.com
My husband has been into running and hiking lately. I think Covid has made him absolutely nuts. He seems to want to go hiking everywhere and he feels he
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Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister
With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared
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'Who made this?': Now it's LeBron James getting the Gif treatment and it's 'brutal'
It's just perfect.
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Toronto police again show off a gun they traveled back through time to take off the streets
Either this is a parody account or the Toronto police are just trolling us.
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'Peak 305' - A Miami Court Zoom hearing features someone 'appearing' before the judge in way they never intended
Sometimes your court case is double-booked with your backside injections. And sometimes your phone is still broadcasting...
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'Call him BACK, Andrea!' We don't know who Andrea is, and what this guy DID, but man we can only HOPE she saw this hilarious thread
Give the guy a break, Andrea. Heh.
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GOP Place Kamala Harris's Picture on 'Missing' Milk Carton
Vice President Kamala Harris will travel to Guatemala and Mexico to fulfill President Joe Biden's instructions to "engage in a diplomatic"
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Obituary for the "death of common sense" is absolutely hilarious
We've lost a long time friend.
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This Dad knows just how to entertain his five kids, and it's absolutely adorable
This dad has his hands full. He's got 5 kids and three of them are triplets.
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FNC's Carlson: Jeff Zucker Should 'Transition' -- Put Him in a 'Sheer Black Strapless Dress,' He Instantly Understands
Friday, Fox News Channel's Tucker Carlson offered advice to CNN head Jeff Zucker on the heels of criticism from former network anchor Brooke Baldwin the "most influential anchors" on CNN, and highest-paid were men. | Clips
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Surgeon's explanation why he prefers operating on politicians is a riot
Stop me if you've heard this one before. No matter what, it's always good for a laugh. EVERY TIME!
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A teacher asks a question about the human body and one student's response is hilarious
This classic joke will have you in stitches.
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Husband reads wife's email and his face goes pale, the picture was shocking but her P.S. was worse
A husband was out of the country on a business trip when he received an email from his wife. When he started reading, his face went white.
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Husband gives toddler "accidental" haircut, wife goes nuclear
It's great that the fathers of the 21st century are trying to spend more time with their children, but sometimes their contributions leave something to be desired.
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He's sad his owner ate all the food in the fridge — I laugh every time I see this video!
Andrew Grantham gives us this video of a man talking to his dog about bacon, and he called it the "Ultimate Dog Tease." We'd agree with that.
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Daddy thought baby's arm was cold, so he puts a blanket over him, but the baby's reaction got them laughing
Babies are the cutest and this wee one looked a little cold, so his Dad, checking in on him, attempts to push the baby's arm down under the covers, but he immediately responds in an adorable way.
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There's a Danish Kid's Cartoon about a Man with a Large Penis - Famadillo.com
On the day that we lost Caillou I discovered that John Dillermand is a Danish kid's show about a man with an enormous penis. Not just a regular penis, but
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Penis Masks Are a Thing and There's a Reason - Famadillo.com
I read an article that people are wearing Penis masks because it becomes a joke of social distancing. If you're close enough to recognize the
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Teddy Bear Flower Bouquets are a Thing and I Had No Idea - Famadillo.com
This is a bouquet of teddy bears which I truly had no idea was a thing. Instead of flowers, people seem to be migrating to buying alternatives. In this
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Mom heartbroken after her funny Christmas card idea causes global controversy
"I’ve actually received messages from people all the way in Germany."
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Peter Billingsley is dishing on a little-known secret from the set of “A Christmas Story.”
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US Pension Money Flows into Chinese Companies: State Department
As the stock markets start to settle down after the tumultuous year that was 2020, many people are starting to
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Looney Tunes 1932-1960 | 5 Hours Compilation | Bugs Bunny | Daffy Duck | Porky Pig | Chuck Jones
Over 5 hours of the classic series which first started from the golden-era of cartoon shorts where Looney Tunes were not made for kids, a past long gone! Thi...
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And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is... - The Dollar Vigilante
And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is...
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Oregon elections director fired after reporting problems
Oregon’s elections director was abruptly fired in a text message by the secretary of state after he pointed out serious issues with the state’s aging and vulnerable technology for running elections.
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Antifa militants gang up on Trump fans, pummel women to ground — and pro-Trump group responds by singing national anthem
Decidedly stark contrasts
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Wife has no idea how her husband knows what he does, but then he reveals his secret
Oh Boy! LOL!
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Did Tarantino want Kurt Cobain for a 'Pulp Fiction' role?
The short answer is: it depends on who you ask. But the long answer sees one of music's most iconic singer coupled with a similarly gifted director
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Biden - "You Know the Thing" Remix
You can support me on Patreon (thank you!): https://www.patreon.com/HannahHoffmanMusic Or through Venmo (thank you!): @HannahHoffmanMusic Or just enjoy my chann...
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Liberals Remind Nation Satire Only OK When Mocking Conservatives | The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
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Pledge of Allegiance, word-by-word meaning explained by Red Skelton (he includes Under God at end)
14 January 1969. Famous American comedian, Red Skelton, explains the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, word-by-word, from a memo...
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Apple will replace your defective AirPods Pro free of charge – BGR
Apple is replacing defective AirPods Pro models that make crackling or static sounds for free. Some AirPods Pro that were manufactured before October 2020 have sound issues that cannot be fixed, and Apple will replace these units after examining them.
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Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party | The Babylon Bee
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Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby | The Babylon Bee
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden's 'Fixer' Identified - A Secret Service Head In a Major US City
For 47 years former Vice President Joe Biden was in politics. He is now the Democrat Candidate for President. However, recently unearthed activities involving Biden and his son Hunter have placed the whole family in a very embarrassing situation. The
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Sea Lion Gets A Little Lost And Ends Up In The Middle Of The Woods
He was just trying to find his way home.
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Letter: What I'm voting for
To answer all of those who would say “I can't believe you would vote for Trump."
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‘Thank God I Voted Absentee In Whatever Dumb Ohio Town I’m From,’ Say Brooklyn Residents
BROOKLYN—Stressing how happy they were to make a difference back home in Sparta or wherever, Brooklyn residents told reporters Wednesday that they genuinely felt great about voting absentee in “whatever dumb Ohio town” they hailed from. “Yeah, I’m really
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Air Force ignores ‘take one’ trick-or-treat sign
THE PENTAGON — General Charles Q. Brown, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, was seen going back to a bowl of candy bars labeled “take one” twice at the Joint Chiefs of Staff socially-distanced trick or treat event. “I will be needing this for long-range Hal
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ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking dinner for her family of nine with
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Business Owners Boarding Up In Case Party Of Love And Tolerance Loses
U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday.The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.&q
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Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee
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AOC Cancels Event Honoring Arafat After Learning he Visited Israel - The Mideast Beast
New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has backed out of an event honoring former Palestinian Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat
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Oscars To Have New Inclusion Rule To Ensure Absolutely No One Cares About Oscars [Satire]
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has developed a new inclusion requirement for Oscar-nominated films. The Academy says it wants to make sure the winning films contain significant roles for groups who are under-represented in Hollywood, lik
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How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy
The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa
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'Meth-gators': Police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators
"Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay," the Loretto Police Department wrote in a Facebook post.
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Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
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Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech
British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...
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Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
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The 24 Most Absurdly Politically Correct Moments of the Last Decade
A lot has happened in the last decade — including a lot of things being called racist, sexist, offensive, or insensitive.
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Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'
Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’
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'SNL' mocks Joe Biden gaffes in debate recap: 'I’m always one second away from calling Cory Booker 'Barack'” | Fox N
With an all-star cast, this weekend’s "Saturday Night Live" reenacted some of the more cringeworthy moments of last week’s Democratic presidential debate in Atlanta.
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Should I Really Continue the Relationship? | All Perfect Stories
Do you want to be close to a person who does not appreciate you, or is it time to break the chains that interfere with breathing? Sometimes you need to save not a relationship, but yourself.
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Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News
Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.
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Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom
"It's all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. "
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Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest by the numbers | Fox Business
Here’s a look at some of the numbers behind Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest.
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US Attorney General William Barr stuns conference with incredible BAGPIPES display
WILLIAM Barr, 69, grabbed a set of bagpipes from one member of the NYPD pipe band who had already been playing the event. And he got a rousing ovation from musicians and gathered attorneys alike.
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25 Marvel Memes That Will Never Stop Being ~Infinitely~ Hilarious
Spoilers (but also laughs) ahead!
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Learn to drive traffic and sales through social media marketing for $29
This 10-course social media master class bundle dives into everything from Facebook to influencer marketing.
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Ex-'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno says late-night shows too political, misses 'civility' | Fox News
Former "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno has lamented how political late-night television has become in recent years.
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Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock
Three-Year-Old Girl 'Takes Down' Boy With Headlock And Offers Hilarious Explanation
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Simone Biles Shares Hilarious Video Of Herself After Getting Her Wisdom Teeth Pulled
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Grateful Kid gets Soup as a Present for Christmas
Little Girl Gets Instant Noodles for Christmas and Her Reaction Is Priceless
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Dad Olive Oil Prank
Dads Everywhere Are Falling for the "Olive Oil in Your Car" Prank and It's Hilarious
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Let's all share our heartfelt, totally woke, and absolutely real conversations with TSA agents
And then the TSA agent asked me, "Why are Democrats so opposed to securing the border?"
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The Mollie Tibbetts killing is not about immigration, it's about toxic masculinity
In the wake of the killing of a 20-year-old college student, women are coming forward to raise awareness about toxic masculinity.
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WATCH: Ben Shapiro Finally 'Interviews' Ocasio-Cortez | Daily Wire
Fresh off the hysteria over a conservative media personality posting an obviously satirical fake interview with Democratic candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Daily Wire Editor-in-Chief Ben Shapiro posted an obviously satirical fake interview with America
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WALSH: Mankind Will Be Extinct Within 50 Years If We Do Not Abolish Plastic Straws
I thought I had witnessed the zenith of human courage when Billy Joel recently announced in an interview that "Nazis aren't good people." Joel is risking his career, perhaps even his li
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Aaron Paul Discovers Bryan Cranston Living in Breaking Bad RV // Omaze
To celebrate Breaking Bad’s 10th Anniversary, Bryan Cranston (Walter White, aka Heisenberg) and Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) invite you to cook breakfast, not ...
