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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.
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Knock, Knock! Who’s There? The Funniest Dog Jokes That’ll Have You Howling
Unleash your inner comedian and brace yourself for some paw-sitively hilarious knock knock dog jokes that will make tails wag and humans chuckle.
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New Disney Ride Inverts Guests And Shakes Their Wallets Out Of Their Pockets
ANAHEIM, CA — An exciting new attraction unveiled at Disneyland reportedly inverts guests and shakes their wallets out of their pockets.
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Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt 'Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' Card
NEW YORK, NY — Sources said the indicted New York attorney general held out hope that she could ease her combative relationship with the president, as Letitia James attempted to smooth things over by sending Trump a heartfelt "Sorry I Maliciously Prosecut
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Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million
U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James's bail at $355 million.
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Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He’s Innocent
ALEXANDRIA, VA — At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he's totally innocent.
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Dems Wondering If They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Engrave On Bullets
U.S. — Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on shell casings for when they murder people.
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Overcorrection? Cracker Barrel Adds Confederate Flag To Logo And Changes Name To 'The South Will Rise Again'
LEBANON, TN — Questions continue to swirl over whether perhaps Cracker Barrel went too far overcorrecting as it unveiled a logo featuring a Confederate flag and the new name "The South Will Rise Again".
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Trump Vows To Nationalize As Many Private Companies As It Takes To Defeat Socialism | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump announced this week his administration plans on nationalizing as many private businesses and companies as possible in order to fight socialism.
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Jerome Powell Says He Won’t Lower Interest Rates Until He’s Sure It Won’t Help Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell confirmed Tuesday he will not lower interest rates until he can be sure it won't help President Trump.
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New York Times Patiently Awaiting Zoom Call From Hamas To See What They Should Print Today
NEW YORK, NY — The staff of the New York Times spent the morning patiently waiting by the computer, waiting for the call from Hamas to see what the terrorists would like to have printed on the front page today.
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'BOMB IRAN': Trump reposts hysterical parody of Beachboys' song 'Barbara Ann' | World Israel News
President Trump drew laughs—and headlines—by reposting a parody of Beachboys hit 'Barbara Ann' titled 'Bomb Iran,' with lyrics tweaked to celebrate the successful strikes on Iranian nuclear sites.
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BomB BomB Iran from Rush Limbaugh by Paul Shanklin
BomB BomB Iran from Rush Limbaugh by Paul Shanklin Parody Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys
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Protesters Wave Flags Of Countries ICE Should Send Them Back To
A wave of protesters helped out ICE officials in Los Angeles by waving the flag of their country of origin, letting immigration officers know exactly where t...
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Trump Cuts Funding for PBS, NPR
“Trump Cuts Funding for PBS, NPR,” editorial cartoon by Tom Stiglich for The American Spectator on May 6, 2025.
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Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News: Israel To Force Released Prisoners To Thank Them For Screening Of Last 3 Star Wars Films
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Man Realizes Last 8 Months Of Career Could Have Been An Email
DENVER, CO — Middle Manager Colin Mears slowly realized today that the last 8 months of his career could have just been a single email.
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Democrats Worried Trump May Not Have China's Best Interests At Heart | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As public debate intensified over the growing global trade uncertainty, prominent Democrats expressed concern that President Trump may not have China's best interests at heart.
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Analysts Clarify That Trump Is Only Responsible For The Stock Market When It Goes Down
U.S. — With investors pleasantly surprised that a crash has thus far been avoided and the market had rebounded in the wake of new trade tariffs, top analysts clarified that President Trump was only responsible for the stock market when it goes down.
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Elder Of Ziyon - Tiki Torches Photoshopped Into Campus Riot Photos So Democrats Will Care (PreOccupied Territory)
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new Airline MADE for Southerners
The skies are about to get so much friendlier. Welcome to SouthEast Air, home of the only planes with priority stranger seating, long haul crockpots, and man...
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Army Announces People With Ukraine Flags In Bio Will Be Drafted First
Did you know that under a new presidential order, if you post that you stand with Ukraine, you will immediately be drafted into the military? It's true. So g...
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What Is A Rickroll? House Judiciary Committee Slammed Over X Meme Prank On Epstein Files | Times Now
As the Jeffrey Epstein files saga unfolded Thursday, the House Judiciary Committee's X account pranked users with a Rickroll. It posted a link claiming to be the files, but it led to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. Many criticized the GOP-led com
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Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald Trump had been fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Musk's email.
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'We'll bring hygge to Hollywood': Danes offer to buy California after Trump's Greenland claims | World News | Sky News
More than 200,000 signatures have been gathered for the campaign which promises to change California's name to "New Denmark".
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The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy
The American conservative movement, usually known for being well-organized and having zero infighting, has somehow descended into civil war over something called H-1B visas. Here is what you need to know about the controversy ripping everyone apart:
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'Marge Simpson' painting discovered on ancient Egyptian tomb goes viral | Euronews
Ancient Egypt apparently predicted The Simpsons. More seriously though, a discovered tomb features a painting that looks suspiciously like a character from the beloved American sitcom. The internet is loving it.
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Trump formally resigns from McDonald's - CatholicVote org
Following a successful campaign for reelection the soon-to-be president resigns from his job at the fast food restaurant.
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Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a renewed effort to lower the political temperature amid the lead-up to the presidential election next week, President Joe Biden called on all deplorable garbage Nazis to tone down their rhetoric.
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Review of the Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon Council
The said Council must be the most odd creature in the world. Firstly they provide support for the business , which is actually doing very well in Scotland, thank you, then they collude with Radius …
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Now writing the book “Jealousy” having completed four other books in the series, this journalist likes to think about the funny things which happened, like when is a door not a door, an…
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Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Merrick Garland responded to questions about election integrity and the peaceful transfer of power Friday by reminding everyone that questioning the results of a lawful election is illegal — unless Trump wins.
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Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News: Massie Renounces W. Virginia Birth To Avoid Accusations Of Dual Loyalty (PreOccupied Territory)
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Do you know about the Filles du Roi? - Quebec City 101
The Filles du Roi, also known as the King’s Daughters, were a group of approximately 770 women who embarked on a transformative journey from France to Quebec between 1663 and 1673. This initiative aimed to address the demographic imbalance in the Fr
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Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time | Babylon Bee
NASHVILLE, TN — A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.
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Somebody Made F U Break Up Boots
Breaking up with someone has never been easy. But now, thanks to KiraKira Couture's latest creation, the Fiercely Undaunted (FU) high heels, you can send
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How to Survive in the Third World States of America
It’s 2028. Our non-binary Emporer/Empress Kamala Harris has outlawed guns, meat, combustible engines, gas stoves, and testicles. Americans are starving except for those lucky enough to live in t...
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Bad Lip Reading sheds light on what Kevin McCarthy and Matt Gaetz REALLY said on the floor (watch)
McCarthy has a lovely singing voice ... just sayin'.
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15 Funny Gen X Memes That Captures The Gen X Life
There are a lot of things that make Gen X unique, and one of those things is their sense of humor. Sit back and enjoy these Gen X Memes
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Friday Funday: Jill And Joe Are Puerto Rican? ¡Sí, Por Supuesto!
Joe Biden was the star of west Side Story
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Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters
Post these on Twitter to show everyone how much you admire strong women and love paying more money for gas and groceries.
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I made the Pufferfish Meme in Minecraft - YouTube
So I made the pufferfish eating a carrot meme in Minecraft, and added a few extra things. Just vibe checking, Peta don't sue me. " I made the Pufferfish Meme...
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Ottowa Towing Companies Tell Canadian Government They Have COVID
Yep. Have to self quarantine for several weeks just to make sure we don't spread covid around. Sorry Justin we can't help you. That is the way to take care of the sorry bastards killing kids with this crap. I love it. Tell the Canadian Government to…
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The Epic Prank John Madden Pulled on 'Saturday Night Live'
John Madden played a prank on producer Dick Ebersol in 1982 while hosting 'Saturday Night Live.'
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Christmas Shoplifting in California! - YouTube
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Analysis: Bald Weirdos To Play Outsized Role in 2022 Election
The Democratic Party's hopes of preserving President Joe Biden's agenda by retaining control of Congress in 2022 could rest on a unique demographic poised to play an outsized role in the upcoming midterm elections. According to a Washington Free Beacon an
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EXCLUSIVE: Ben & Jerry’s Targets Anti-Semite Demographic With Audacious New Ice Cream Flavors
Ben & Jerry's, a left-wing ice cream company owned by Unilever, announced Monday that it will stop selling its products in the so-called Occupied Palestinian Territory, more commonly known as the West Bank and East Jerusalem.
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Cicada Hits Driver of a Car in Cincinnati - Famadillo.com
Last night June 7, 2021 the Cincinnati police department reported that a car accident occurred because A cicada flew through an open window in the face of
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I Hate Hiking and I Hate Hiking Boots - Famadillo.com
My husband has been into running and hiking lately. I think Covid has made him absolutely nuts. He seems to want to go hiking everywhere and he feels he
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Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister
With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared
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'Who made this?': Now it's LeBron James getting the Gif treatment and it's 'brutal'
It's just perfect.
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Toronto police again show off a gun they traveled back through time to take off the streets
Either this is a parody account or the Toronto police are just trolling us.
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'Peak 305' - A Miami Court Zoom hearing features someone 'appearing' before the judge in way they never intended
Sometimes your court case is double-booked with your backside injections. And sometimes your phone is still broadcasting...
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'Call him BACK, Andrea!' We don't know who Andrea is, and what this guy DID, but man we can only HOPE she saw this hilarious thread
Give the guy a break, Andrea. Heh.
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GOP Place Kamala Harris's Picture on 'Missing' Milk Carton
Vice President Kamala Harris will travel to Guatemala and Mexico to fulfill President Joe Biden's instructions to "engage in a diplomatic"
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FNC's Carlson: Jeff Zucker Should 'Transition' -- Put Him in a 'Sheer Black Strapless Dress,' He Instantly Understands
Friday, Fox News Channel's Tucker Carlson offered advice to CNN head Jeff Zucker on the heels of criticism from former network anchor Brooke Baldwin the "most influential anchors" on CNN, and highest-paid were men. | Clips
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There's a Danish Kid's Cartoon about a Man with a Large Penis - Famadillo.com
On the day that we lost Caillou I discovered that John Dillermand is a Danish kid's show about a man with an enormous penis. Not just a regular penis, but
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Penis Masks Are a Thing and There's a Reason - Famadillo.com
I read an article that people are wearing Penis masks because it becomes a joke of social distancing. If you're close enough to recognize the
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Teddy Bear Flower Bouquets are a Thing and I Had No Idea - Famadillo.com
This is a bouquet of teddy bears which I truly had no idea was a thing. Instead of flowers, people seem to be migrating to buying alternatives. In this
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Mom heartbroken after her funny Christmas card idea causes global controversy
"I’ve actually received messages from people all the way in Germany."
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Peter Billingsley is dishing on a little-known secret from the set of “A Christmas Story.”
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US Pension Money Flows into Chinese Companies: State Department
As the stock markets start to settle down after the tumultuous year that was 2020, many people are starting to
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Looney Tunes 1932-1960 | 5 Hours Compilation | Bugs Bunny | Daffy Duck | Porky Pig | Chuck Jones
Over 5 hours of the classic series which first started from the golden-era of cartoon shorts where Looney Tunes were not made for kids, a past long gone! Thi...
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And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is... - The Dollar Vigilante
And The Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Selection Is...
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Oregon elections director fired after reporting problems
Oregon’s elections director was abruptly fired in a text message by the secretary of state after he pointed out serious issues with the state’s aging and vulnerable technology for running elections.
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Antifa militants gang up on Trump fans, pummel women to ground — and pro-Trump group responds by singing national anthem
Decidedly stark contrasts
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Wife has no idea how her husband knows what he does, but then he reveals his secret
Oh Boy! LOL!
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Did Tarantino want Kurt Cobain for a 'Pulp Fiction' role?
The short answer is: it depends on who you ask. But the long answer sees one of music's most iconic singer coupled with a similarly gifted director
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Biden - "You Know the Thing" Remix
You can support me on Patreon (thank you!): https://www.patreon.com/HannahHoffmanMusic Or through Venmo (thank you!): @HannahHoffmanMusic Or just enjoy my chann...
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Liberals Remind Nation Satire Only OK When Mocking Conservatives | The Babylon Bee
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Pledge of Allegiance, word-by-word meaning explained by Red Skelton (he includes Under God at end)
14 January 1969. Famous American comedian, Red Skelton, explains the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, word-by-word, from a memo...
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Apple will replace your defective AirPods Pro free of charge – BGR
Apple is replacing defective AirPods Pro models that make crackling or static sounds for free. Some AirPods Pro that were manufactured before October 2020 have sound issues that cannot be fixed, and Apple will replace these units after examining them.
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Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party | The Babylon Bee
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Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby | The Babylon Bee
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden's 'Fixer' Identified - A Secret Service Head In a Major US City
For 47 years former Vice President Joe Biden was in politics. He is now the Democrat Candidate for President. However, recently unearthed activities involving Biden and his son Hunter have placed the whole family in a very embarrassing situation. The
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Sea Lion Gets A Little Lost And Ends Up In The Middle Of The Woods
He was just trying to find his way home.
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Letter: What I'm voting for
To answer all of those who would say “I can't believe you would vote for Trump."
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‘Thank God I Voted Absentee In Whatever Dumb Ohio Town I’m From,’ Say Brooklyn Residents
BROOKLYN—Stressing how happy they were to make a difference back home in Sparta or wherever, Brooklyn residents told reporters Wednesday that they genuinely felt great about voting absentee in “whatever dumb Ohio town” they hailed from. “Yeah, I’m really
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Air Force ignores ‘take one’ trick-or-treat sign
THE PENTAGON — General Charles Q. Brown, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, was seen going back to a bowl of candy bars labeled “take one” twice at the Joint Chiefs of Staff socially-distanced trick or treat event. “I will be needing this for long-range Hal
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ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking dinner for her family of nine with
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Business Owners Boarding Up In Case Party Of Love And Tolerance Loses
U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday.The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.&q
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Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee
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AOC Cancels Event Honoring Arafat After Learning he Visited Israel - The Mideast Beast
New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has backed out of an event honoring former Palestinian Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat
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Oscars To Have New Inclusion Rule To Ensure Absolutely No One Cares About Oscars [Satire]
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has developed a new inclusion requirement for Oscar-nominated films. The Academy says it wants to make sure the winning films contain significant roles for groups who are under-represented in Hollywood, lik
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How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy
The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa
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'Meth-gators': Police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators
"Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay," the Loretto Police Department wrote in a Facebook post.
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Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
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Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech
British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...
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Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
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The 24 Most Absurdly Politically Correct Moments of the Last Decade
A lot has happened in the last decade — including a lot of things being called racist, sexist, offensive, or insensitive.
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Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'
Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’
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'SNL' mocks Joe Biden gaffes in debate recap: 'I’m always one second away from calling Cory Booker 'Barack'” | Fox N
With an all-star cast, this weekend’s "Saturday Night Live" reenacted some of the more cringeworthy moments of last week’s Democratic presidential debate in Atlanta.
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Should I Really Continue the Relationship? | All Perfect Stories
Do you want to be close to a person who does not appreciate you, or is it time to break the chains that interfere with breathing? Sometimes you need to save not a relationship, but yourself.
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Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News
Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.
