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George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life' 1996.

Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996.

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GG Allin Hologram to Throw Feces at Coachella

A revolutionary new hologram of GG Allin will chuck his feces directly into the Coachella crowd.

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Punk Assures Friends New Boyfriend More Fucked up Than He Appears

Local punk Kelsey Hernandez insisted yet again today that her new, non-punk boyfriend is “more of a loose cannon than he appears.”

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Michael Cohen Hearing Cold Open - SNL

The Congressional Oversight Committee (Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, Alex Moffat) question President Trump's former personal lawyer...

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    Lucky Airline Passenger Wins Free Five-Hour Spoken Word Concert by Jello Biafra

    An airline passenger was treated to an "energetic" and "unending" spoken word concert from none other than former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

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    Tucker Carlson Cold Open - SNL

    Tucker Carlson (Alex Moffat), Jeannine Pirro (Cecily Strong), Ann Coulter (Heidi Gardner), Wilbur Ross (Kate McKinnon) talk about the government shutdown and...

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    Opinion: All Cops Are Bastards but Not All Bastards Are Cops

    Travel the world and judge every individual you meet within two minutes of meeting them. You’ll find there are a lot more bastards that you thought!

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    Hungover Replacements Horrified to Learn Band Had 40-Year Run

    Former members of The Replacements learned, upon finally sobering up after decades of heavy drinking, that their band’s legacy now spans nearly 40 years.

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    Neo-Confederate Meeting - SNL Pinterest

    Neo-Confederate (Adam Driver) ruins his compatriot's (Beck Bennett) proposal for an all-white paradise.

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    Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open - SNL | Pinterest

    Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).

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    Goth Gets Asshole Darkened

    A local goth successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened at a nearby salon.

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    Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other

    The Marines on the ship are currently "out of f--king control."

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    SACHA BARON COHEN KINGMAN ARIZONA

    Sacha Baron Cohen exploits some gullible Kingman AZ locals by inviting them to a "focus" group for economic development in their town.

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    'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien

    'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien #Humor #Comedy #Politics

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    Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech)

    Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech) #Humor #Comedy #Politics

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      The Sexual Revolution is not the reason for #MeToo, and it is

      I have encountered some cockamamie comments about the #MeToo movement thus far, but the one made by Susan Stamper Brown is easily the cockamamiest!

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        History of Jewish humor in America.

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        NRA - Sunday with Lubach

        There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...

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        Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)

        A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chi...

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        Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

        HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.

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        “Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn.

        After Tennessee legislators passed a bill to allow residents to get license plates that bear the phrase “In God We Trust,” in the interest of religious diversity, other plates were made…

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        MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"

        In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...

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        A Hilarious Look At the 10 Most White Trash Cities in California

        A video summary of the places in California that are perfect for White trash to call home.

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        How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie

        I knew I’d face a lot of adversity if I took a stance. I took comfort in the words of Ben Parker: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

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        Another Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox

        Dear Donald Trump: Here's a friendly reminder from Vicente Fox that Mexico will not pay for your wall. SUBSCRIBE for NEW VIDEOS EVERY DAY - http://sprdlx.co/...

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        GG Allin Impersonator Booed Offstage for Having Adequately Sized Penis

        The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short when fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s average-sized penis.

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        In Gender-Equal Punk House, No One Does the Dishes

        None of the residents of the Apple Core report feeling obligated by a sense of societal norms to clean any dirty dishes in the kitchen sink.

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        Jonah Ray Heads to Boston in the First Episode of ‘Hidden America’

        Today's a big day for early series premieres -- first IFC uploaded the season 5 Comedy Bang! Bang! premiere a week early, and now Seeso has released the first episode of Jonah Ray's travel show parody Hidden America ahead of its debut next Thurs

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        The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words

        The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get a...

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        Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'

        CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in

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        Vitas - 7th Element (2002) :D

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        Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. - The New Yorker

        “The Cong were after me,” Donald Trump said, “and then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”

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        LuckyTV: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton "Time of my Life" (Official)

        See more clips: Trump & Hillary - Seperate Lives - https://youtu.be/Zh065lbtZyM Trump & Hillary - Up Where We Belong https://youtu.be/QkjJt2UbGOM For more cl...

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        One more take on free speech and quarterbacks

        He fired a shot across the bow of the privileged majority and now the glaring red rockets of reactionary defensiveness are bursting around him. This is especially true on the social media pages where the patrio-maniacs post excessively punctuated argument

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        Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump - The New Yorker

        The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money.

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        Nation Outraged After Punk Refuses to Stand for Pennywise's 'Bro Hymn'

        19-year-old punk Macy Sanders spurred outrage when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s performance of fan favorite “Bro Hymn.”

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        Korean Girls Try American BBQ

        Korean girls try pulled pork, brisket and American style pork ribs for the first time. Help others learn about American BBQ by sharing this video. Let us kno...

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        The Vacant Lot - Blinded By The Light

        The Vacant Lot comedy troupe sing their versions of the famous Bruce Springsteen/ Manfred Mann song!

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        Mexican People Try Taco Bell For The First Time

        “It’s an explosion of flavor!” Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedVideo! http://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedvideo Hacer El Plan Licensed via Warner Chappell Produ...