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CNN Reports Trump Instructed Americans To Inject Plasma From Old TVs To Fight Coronavirus

ATLANTA, GA—After Trump announced a potential breakthrough in the fight against coronavirus involving convalescent plasma, CNN reported that Trump instructed his followers to inject the plasma from plasma televisions in order to get rid of the virus

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    Kamala Harris Humbled To Have Been Chosen Exclusively For Her Race, Gender

    U.S.—In a tearful "thank-you" to Joe Biden this week, Kamala Harris expressed how deeply humbled she was to have been chosen for VP based solely on her race and her gender. According to sources in the Democrat Party, Harris has both t

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      Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party

      CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot protected the citizens of Chicago yesterday by arresting a 7-year-old having a birthday party.The mayor reportedly jumped in her car and drove over toward the boy's house, waving at looters, rioters, and

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        It’s a Scream — Move Over, Edvard Munch | The American SpectatorThe American Spectator

        Sometimes the historical moment can be caught precisely and economically by music. (And other times not. See a long list...

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          'The Violent Riots Are A Myth,' Says Rep. Nadler As Antifa Sets Fire To Congressional Hearing Room

          WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Jerry Nadler continued to insist that the violent riots across the country are "a myth" in a hearing today, even as Antifa rioters stormed the Capitol Building and set fire to the very room where was Nadler