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Learn to drive traffic and sales through social media marketing for $29

This 10-course social media master class bundle dives into everything from Facebook to influencer marketing.

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Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.

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The internet needed a Photoshop battle to make sense of Trump sitting in an 18-wheeler

If a photo of Trump in a truck hits the internet, a Photoshop battle will inevitably ensue. And it did. Right here.

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Late Night’s Best Jokes About Trump’s Instantly Infamous Press Conference

There’s a lot to unpack, and Colbert, Fallon, Noah, Meyers, Kimmel, and Corden are here to unpack it.

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Colbert hilariously skewers Ted Cruz over 'Basketball Ring'

Ted Cruz's "basketball ring" comment was the ultimate alley-oop for late night comedy. Stephen Colbert had a great time laughing at the gaff.

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The X-Men face off against Donald Trump in fan trailer

Whatever your feelings about Donald Trump are, you have to admit he'd make a pretty powerful mutant.

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21 Ways The Iowa State Fair Is Utterly Baffling To A British Person - BuzzFeed News

It's time for the Iowa State Fair. BuzzFeed UK's Jim Waterson attempts to understand U.S. politics...

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Supercut of how comedians take down their hecklers has a 2-drink minimum · Great Job, Internet! · The A.V. Club

Sure being a stand-up comedian isn’t as hard as, say, digging ditches. But it does come with a few notable downsides: Weird hours, little structure, the crippling anxiety of having to be funny, and, of course, hecklers

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Tips For Cheaper Airfare - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Whether the busy travel season, fuel prices, or airline collusion is to blame, airfare is currently very pricey, making traveling more difficult. The Onion walks you through some ways to reduce the cost of flying:

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Comic Book Fans Adamant That Human Torch Be Played By Actor Whose Body Actually Engulfed In Flames - The Onion - America

WASHINGTON—Expressing their frustration with the casting for the new Fantastic Four film, comic book fans across the country were reportedly adamant Monday that the superhero the Human Torch should be played by an actor who is actually engulfed in flames.

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New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

MOUNT STERLING, KY—Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.

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FDA Approves Tranquilizer Darts That Put Kids To Sleep

The Food and Drug Association (FDA) has announced this morning that it has approved pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson’s request to produce and sell tranquilizer dart guns specially developed to put kids to sleep. The alleged new medical device would allow parents to put a child to sleep within 4 seconds, and is said to have no serious longterm consequences on the child’s health.

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Apple Fans Demand Other Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times | The Onion - America's Finest News So

SAN FRANCISCO—Following Monday’s unveiling of the highly anticipated Apple Watch, fans of Apple across the nation reportedly called on the company to manufacture more products that they can feel pressed against their skin at all times.

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Siblings Quietly Relieved Oldest Brother Setting Bar So Low | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

CHARLOTTE, NC—Explaining how the 25-year-old’s personal and academic shortcomings had made their relationship with their parents far easier, siblings Eric and Theresa Conrad confided to reporters Friday that they were quietly relieved their ol...

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Office Space with the REAL Michael Bolton from Funny Or Die

Back in the day, the real Michael Bolton screen tested for 'Office Space.'

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Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

GREENVILLE, SC—Expressing his disappointment shortly after sitting down for lunch at a local franchise location Wednesday, area man Peter Strauss told reporters that the customers at Burger King were actually far less appealing in real life than the...

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Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

EVANSTON, IL—Putting aside their own responsibilities and quickly gathering at their neighbor’s driveway, Foster Street residents reportedly came together Monday to watch a BMW owner struggle to free his car from the snow.

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Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

VINELAND, NJ—Saying that he doesn’t function properly unless he’s completely jittery and suffering from nausea, local claims adjuster Spencer Howell told reporters Monday that he’s not his normal self until he has too many cups of ...

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10 things you need to do AGAIN before you're too old

A bucket list for people who aren't about to kick the bucket.

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Apple Through The Years

A brief history of Apple's finest moments. Did you know about the iPhone that only the biggest Apple devotees can see? Oh yeah. That happened.

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Teenagers Just Can't Figure Out the Original NES | Mental Floss

Video game technology has come a long way since the Nintendo Entertainment System debuted in the 1980s, so it's no surprise that the teenagers examining the device in the Fine Brothers' latest React video are kind of bemused by the device. "Is this a projector?" one asks. Game of Thrones' Maise Williams thinks it might be a video player; another guesses that it's a Gameboy 1. "I've played with a PlayStation 2," one girl notes, "but this is as old as it gets for me!"

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The 35 types of people who eat brunch

There's always at least one dude who is really excited about bacon. And a hot-mess mimosa girl.

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Humor: Local Woman Prints iPhone Photos Leaving Friends and Family Shocked

In a move that sent shockwaves through a quiet sleepy neighborhood, photos from an iPhone were printed onto photographic paper. Lynn, a mother of two who r

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Things the Public Often Pictures Incorrectly

Cracked asked readers to present them with items or concepts that many people perceive incorrectly, due to media or public misrepresentations. Chosen submissions were made into comparison graphics. Check these out and see if you agree with the readers' id

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David Bowie and Mick Jagger “Dancing In The Street” without music is hypnotic, hilarious

In this age of elaborate music videos with engaging visuals and planned choreography, it’s easy to forget the unencumbered joys of two men prancing awkwardly together in empty buildings and streets. Luckily YouTube user Mario Wienerroither’s latest en

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12 bulletproof ways to piss off any Brazilian during the World Cup

When the average American thinks of Brazil, images of Victoria's Secret models, Carnival, and beautiful beaches pop to mind. And probably the dominant soccer team in those bright yellow jerseys, too.

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Stop Everything And Listen To Morgan Freeman On Helium

You won't regret it. Morgan Freeman will do anything for his craft, even purposely mask his perfect voice.

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Twitter joke took five years to pull off — but totally worth it for Rocky Horror fans

IT was a joke so stunningly simple in its execution that it’s a surprise no-one’s done it before.

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How Would The Military Actually Tackle Godzilla In Real Life?

Air & Space Magazine traveled to Okinawa, Japan to ask real Air Force personnel how they would tackle the King of the Monsters.

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21 Drunk Purchases That Were Totally Worth It

Are you guilty of SUI? That is, shopping under the influence? Because these Reddit and Imgur users certainly are -- and they have no regrets about it. Take a look at 21 of the finest items people claim to have purchased after imbibing a few too...

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    Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie

    SANTA FE, NM—Claiming that he was simply too exhausted to give the film the attention it deserved at such a late hour, local unemployed man Colin Yarbrough, 25, reportedly vowed Tuesday night to wake up bright and early the next morning and finish w

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      Study Finds Majority Of Non-Shark-Related Fears Completely Unjustified

      ROCKVILLE, MD—A study released Tuesday by the National Institute for Mental Health confirmed that the vast majority of Americans’ anxieties and phobias have no logical grounding in reality, aside from those related to being attacked in open wa

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          Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything

          By Vladimir Putin

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            VERY PERRY: CVS Coupon Insanity!

            I can't stand CVS and their RIDICULOUS coupon situation! -Subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/user/VeryPerry1006 -Follow me on Twitter! https://twitter.com/pe...

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                    Epic Oscars Selfie Gets Matt Groening's Simpsons Treatment

                    The Simpsons creator Matt Groening decided to give Ellen's selfie the Simpsons treatment in this Twitter photo he posted today.

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                        Lip Sync Battle with Paul Rudd!

                        Jimmy and Paul Rudd compete in a lip sync battle, and Paul raises the bar in the second round. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http:...

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                                Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro

                                LINCOLNSHIRE, IL—With next-generation video game systems such as the Xbox One and the Playstation 4 hitting stores later this month, the console wars got even hotter today as electronics manufacturer Zenith announced the release of its own console,

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                                  ‘NCIS’ To Cease Print Edition

                                  NEW YORK—Longtime readers are already mourning the end of an era as CBS announced today that at the end of this month it would cease print operations of the popular drama NCIS after several years of diminishing ad revenue and subscription rates.

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                                    Old Spock battles New Spock in the greatest car commercial ever

                                    Sorry, Volkswagen Darth Vader Kid. This new Audi commercial, starring both Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto, has beat you. You've got two Spocks smack-talking each other, Leonard Nimoy cursing, and best of all, an impromptu rendition of the

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                                      Keep Portland Weird: Darth Vader In Kilt Riding Unicycle Playing Star Wars Medley On Flaming Bagpipes | Geekologie

                                      The title says it all. Whatever the title doesn't say is best kept a secret between you and I. You do know what I'm talking about, right? That thing I told you the other day that I made you...

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                                        Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus performance

                                        USS Enterprise reacts to MTV's Video Music Awards with Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke. Try another channel Lt. Uhura. Set Phasers to overkill, Mr Chekov. www.f...

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                                          Every City Is The Same!

                                          So much for your unique home town tv news channel The Hello News package produced by Gari Communications sold to various TV markets nationwide. Watch it in a loop. You'll see why by the second one...

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                                            Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Jokes

                                            Funny videos, fail videos, funny pictures, funny galleries, funny links, flash games, jokes, caption contests, photoshop contests

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                                            The Onion - America's Finest News Source

                                            The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an award-winning publication covering world, national, and * local issues. It is updated daily online and distributed weekly in select American cities.