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Opinion: I Believe In Traditional American Values, Which Is Why I Make My Kids Read the Bible at Gunpoint
If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke liberal industrial complex trying to turn our kids gay or worse, tolerant of other viewpoints, poses an existential threat to our, by which
Music | Music
Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse
Jesus of Nazareth was undeniably one of the most influential figures in human history. His message of love and compassion (later rebranded as xenophobia and hatred toward poor people) still permeates our culture, and yet so little is known about Christ th
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Ron DeSantis Removes Bad Brains From “Essential Hardcore” Playlist
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced last week that his state would seek to remove DC hardcore legends Bad Brains from the “Essential…
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Black Metal Parents Keep Pestering Daughter to Give Them Grandkids to Sacrifice
Local black metal parents Suzanne and Dmitri Ubnatern are persistent in asking their 30-year-old daughter to give them grandchildren to metaphorically sacrifice.
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45 Minute Presentation About the Dangers of Wokeness to Open For Upcoming Disturbed Tour
Long-running nu-metal band Disturbed surprised fans by announcing that the opener for their upcoming North America tour will be a 45 minute presentation about the “dangers of wokeness,” disheartened but unsurprised sources report.
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We Sat Down With the Remaining Members of Poison, Which Turns Out Is All of Them
Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re familiar with iconic glam rockers, Poison. The Hard Times was lucky enough to score an exclusive interview with these legends.
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I Gave John Lennon the Finger Guns the Day He Died and I’ve Felt Guilty Ever Since
I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside of the Dakota Apartments hoping for a glimpse of my idol. Though I wasn’t able to meet him, I was able to briefly make eye contact and fire of
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Anti-Government Conservative Adds 75th Thin Blue Line Sticker to Truck
Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly ranting about government tyranny.
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Trump Train Visit Cold Open - SNL
Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) delivers a message to the residents of East Palestine, Ohio, following the train derailment.Saturday Night Live. Stream n...
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Most Racist Moments Compilation (not for snowflakes) #1
#familyguy #familyguyfullepisodes #familyguyfunnymoments #petergriffin #familyguydarkhumor #familyguynozoomMost Racist Moments Compilation Family Guy (n...
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President Biden Calls for National Moment of Silence for Lowered Railway Stock Price
President Biden called for a moment of silence after the stock price of the Norfolk Southern Corporation sharply dropped following a disastrous railway derailment that is currently leaking vast amounts of toxic chemicals.
Pets & Animals | Animals
11 Things Only Cat Owners Understand
Love them or hate them, there are certain things about cats we all know to be true. But then there are some things only cat owners truly understand...
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Spy Balloon Cold Open - SNL
Katy Tur (Chloe Fineman) reports on the U.S. military shooting down a suspected Chinese spy balloon (Bowen Yang) with the help of a Pentagon official (Kenan ...
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Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon
WASHINGTON—Bowing down before the floating intruder mere hours after it entered American airspace, the entire U.S. nation reportedly surrendered Friday to the Chinese balloon spotted hovering over Montana. “Today, I speak to the Great Balloon to say u
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What Punk Documentary Interviewee Needs You to Understand Is That at This Point Reagan Was in the White House
Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point of the story he is telling, Ronald Reagan was in the White House.
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Support Waning for Friend in Recovery Now That He Has Six-Pack Abs
Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery bolstered his social status and helped tone his physique beyond their comfort level.
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Argument - Monty Python
One of my favourite sketches from the original TV series of Monty Python's Flying Circus
Pets & Animals | Animals
Cat Man Do - Simon's Cat | SHORTS #1
"A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to wake its sleeping owner."Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add...
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How to Survive in the Third World States of America
It’s 2028. Our non-binary Emporer/Empress Kamala Harris has outlawed guns, meat, combustible engines, gas stoves, and testicles. Americans are starving except for those lucky enough to live in t...
Politics | Politics
Bad Lip Reading sheds light on what Kevin McCarthy and Matt Gaetz REALLY said on the floor (watch)
McCarthy has a lovely singing voice ... just sayin'.
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Just Because My Last Piercing Never Healed Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Get Another One
I got my ear lobes pierced about seven months ago. The left one is still kinda swollen, crusty, and bleeds every night. And honestly, the right one isn’t doing much better. But does that mean I should wait another second before I get my next piercing? H
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Sure Maybe if My Parents Hadn’t Named Me ‘Maniac Mike the Motorcycle Madman’ I Wouldn’t Have Become a Daredevil but Such Is Life
At some point in everyone’s life, they stop and reflect on how things may have gone differently. Should I have gone on that date? What if I hadn't missed that train? Where would I be had I not failed high school? For me, that question is: What if m
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Desperate Kevin McCarthy Agrees to "special favors" in Exchange for House Speaker Votes in His Favor
Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if they agree to vote for him in the ongoing Speaker of the House race.
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We Reached Out to a Guy Who Posted a Meme Saying He’d Help Us Pack if the American Flag Offended Us and We Gotta Admit He’s Doing a Great Job
We all know moving is the worst, and packing is maybe the worst of the worst. There was so much we needed to load up for our big move and not enough time. We decided to take a chance and ask a guy who posted a badly-compressed meme with a watermark readin
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Report: Doctor’s Standards for Alcoholism Pretty Lame
A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her primary care physician are “weak as fuck.”
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Black Metal Band’s Publicity Photos Clearly Taken at Christmas Tree Farm
Fans of black metal stalwarts Bloodfrost became disenchanted with the supposedly Satanic quartet when it was recently discovered the band’s latest publicity photos were taken at a nearby Christmas tree farm, confirmed corpse painted sources.
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Cop Plants Pot Brownie at Rival Bake Sale
Local police officer Brad Chapman allegedly planted a pot brownie at an elementary school’s bake sale, which was competing against his station’s own fundraiser, multiple sources confirmed.
News | News
Gay man blasts his GOP lawmaker aunt who cried during gay marriage 'no' vote
The gay nephew of Rep. Vicky Hartzler, R-Mo., is slamming her for her tearful rebuke of the Respect for Marriage Act.
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Convicted Oath Keepers Plead With Judge to Let Them Catch Just One Metallica, Pantera Tour Date
Members of the far-right militia group "The Oath Keepers" pleaded with a federal judge to let them attend just one date of the recently announced Metallica and Pantera tour before being jailed for participating in seditious activities during the January 6
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How I Learned To Avoid Politics at Thanksgiving and Dive Right Into Physical Violence
The holidays can be hard for even the closest families. Plus, with culture war tearing us apart, it can be difficult to sit down at the table and break bread with people on the other side of the aisle. That’s why I leave the bread basket alone and just
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We Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat and Our Attorney Says This Daycare Center Actually Has a Pretty Strong Case Against Us
The Ramones were masters at writing instructional punk songs. Songs that teach the listener how to sniff glue and how to not go down to the basement have informed generations of punks everywhere - and we here at The Hard Times consider ourselves well educ
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15 Funny Gen X Memes That Captures The Gen X Life
There are a lot of things that make Gen X unique, and one of those things is their sense of humor. Sit back and enjoy these Gen X Memes
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FDA Warns Against Viral "Kill Yourself Challenge"
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is warning against a new challenge that has gone viral on TikTok, pressuring teens to "unalive themselves" in a variety of ways that admittedly look pretty cool on camera.
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We Caught up With the Forgotten Fifth Bar in Black Flag’s Logo
The Black Flag logo is one of punk’s most iconic images. It's four simple bars that any drunk punk could quickly spray paint on a cop car. But behind those bars is a secret that not many people know. The original Black Flag logo featured five bars,
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CONFIRMED: Soccer Is the Greatest Threat to Freedom and Democracy
What happened: FIFA, the international soccer federation, refused to let the Danish national team practice in shirts promoting "human rights for all" at the World Cup, which begins later this month in Qatar.
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Why I Quit My Job and Left My Wife To Defend Elon Musk Online Full Time
Like Elon Musk, I’m a doer, not a talker. So when I noticed the online attacks against my hero started to ramp up, I knew I could no longer stand idly by, which is why I quit my job and left my wife to defend Elon online full-time.
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Kid dressed as Army recruiter misses candy goal by 20%
It was one big trick on the pretend Staff Sgt.
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Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl
KANSAS CITY, MO—Scouring the bag of candy before throwing it across the room in defeat, disappointed trick-or-treater Olivia Vercetti, 8, told reporters Monday that she was really hoping to get at least one pack of fentanyl this Halloween. “Aw, man, e
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Your Self-worth Shouldn’t Come From a Career, It Should Come From Social Media
Are you one of those people who derive their internal sense of worth and belonging from a career? That’s no way to go through life! You've been chasing that dragon for so long that you think it's the only way to feel accomplishment. Well, put
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Resurrected Christ Distances Himself From Republican Party
God’s only begotten son Jesus Christ is actively distancing himself and his constituents from Republicans across the globe upon his return to Earth this afternoon.
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Black Bear Family Proudly Displays Mounted Stuffed Ted Nugent Head Above Fireplace
A local American black bear family proudly displayed the stuffed head of the elusive Ted Nugent as a trophy above their cabin's fireplace after hunting him over several days.
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Hip Youth Pastor Doesn't Believe in God
Local youth pastor Chase Rexley gained quite a following in his church after revealing that he doesn’t believe in God.
News | News
Jan. 6 detainees say a D.C. jail is so awful that they'd like a transfer to Guantanamo
A letter signed by 34 people held on charges related to the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol complains of inhumane conditions behind bars, including mold, abusive guards, bad food and filthy laundry.
Humor | Political Humor
Friday Funday: Jill And Joe Are Puerto Rican? ¡Sí, Por Supuesto!
Joe Biden was the star of west Side Story
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Day in the Life of Ben Shapiro
- A Day in the Life of Ben Shapiro -new secret 2nd channel: https://youtu.be/DZU3T8MnAX4((( Join The Cercle:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcoDpbA4c9HQY0Aj...
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Managers at Pediatric Blood Farm That Keeps Queen Alive Prepare for Layoffs
Upper-level managers at a clandestine facility specializing in removing blood from young children and pumping it into Queen Elizabeth II to keep her alive are now expecting layoffs following her death earlier today, sources who just put a down payment on
Sports | Cycling
Pin by Jose Maria on Heart Soul [Video] in 2022 | New funny videos, Family fun games, Funny short videos
Jun 3, 2022 - This Pin was discovered by Jose Maria. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest
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24 Things You Don't Know About Alex Jones | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BBill shares a few fun "facts" about right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist, Alex Jones. Conn...
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I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kids and the One Who Lived Turned out Fine
If you want to hear the TRUTH that the vaccine industry doesn't want YOU to know, keep reading.
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Hundreds of Nuclear Weapons Documents Found at Mar-a-Lago with Hillary Clinton's Name Hastily Scribbled on Them
The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in childlike scrawls on them from Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence, flabbergasted yet unsurprised agents reported.
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FBI Agent Reveals Mar-a-Lago Safe Cracked With 0000 Combination
FBI Agent David Abramson revealed he was able to gain access to former President Donald Trump’s safe first try by using a 0000 combination during a raid of Mar-a-Lago this past Monday.
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5 Fox News Personalities And How Each Of Them Fared In The 'Saw' Style Deathtrap We Tricked Them All Into
Can a person simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps or is American exceptionalism a lie? We decided to test this on some of the most exceptional Americans we could think of, Fox News hosts. And what better test than a labyrinth of moral terror ala
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Conservative Boycotting Disney Now Will Only Visit Park 14 Times a Year
Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a baker’s dozen because he is tired of supporting the major corporations' “woke politics.”
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Opinion: You’re Not My Real Soccer Mommy!
No, I will not listen to you! You can’t tell me what to do. You tell me to take out the trash, wash the dishes, and mow the lawn. But I will never do that just because you said so. You’re not my real soccer mommy!
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Republican Senator’s Mistress Too Busy Getting Abortion to Celebrate Big Win with Him
WASHINGTON – The much-younger girlfriend of a prominent Republican Senator is disappointed that she will be too busy having an abortion today to join the…
Psychology | Great Websites
The Far Side Comic Strip by Gary Larson - Official Website | TheFarSide.com
Visit the official online home of The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson for your daily dose of Gary’s classic cartoons.
Humor | Political Humor
Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters
Post these on Twitter to show everyone how much you admire strong women and love paying more money for gas and groceries.
Humor | Funny Stuff
I made the Pufferfish Meme in Minecraft - YouTube
So I made the pufferfish eating a carrot meme in Minecraft, and added a few extra things. Just vibe checking, Peta don't sue me. " I made the Pufferfish Meme...
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Ottowa Towing Companies Tell Canadian Government They Have COVID
Yep. Have to self quarantine for several weeks just to make sure we don't spread covid around. Sorry Justin we can't help you. That is the way to take care of the sorry bastards killing kids with this crap. I love it. Tell the Canadian Government to…
Humor | Funny Stuff
The Epic Prank John Madden Pulled on 'Saturday Night Live'
John Madden played a prank on producer Dick Ebersol in 1982 while hosting 'Saturday Night Live.'
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Christmas Shoplifting in California! - YouTube
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Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Just for Fun | Workplace Coach Blog
Just for fun, a poem with humor; when do you figure it out?
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Forget That Resume Advice (a humor piece) | Workplace Coach Blog
humor piece: funny resume stories
Humor | Political Humor
Analysis: Bald Weirdos To Play Outsized Role in 2022 Election
The Democratic Party's hopes of preserving President Joe Biden's agenda by retaining control of Congress in 2022 could rest on a unique demographic poised to play an outsized role in the upcoming midterm elections. According to a Washington Free Beacon an
Pets & Animals | Pets & Animals
35 Questions For Dogs About The Weird Things They Do
Dogs, we need answers and we need them now!
Science & Technology | Science & Technology
Artist Is Mocking The Stupidity Of Modern Technology In His Funny Comics (28 New Pics)
We all take the age of computers for granted, but hey, why don't we all laugh at it for a bit? Meet System32Comics, the C++-approved tech webcomics for your inner nerd.
Humor | Humor
Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister
With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared
Politics | Politics
Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education
“For the past four years, I have worked tirelessly to keep our schools free from education,” she said.
Humor | Funny Stuff
Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
Entertainment | Movies
There's An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here's 30 Of The Funniest Ones
Who knew that reading a well-put Amazon movie review can be more entertaining than 2-hour cinematic boredom?
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Stress Junky - Workplace Coach Blog
If your work pace resembles a jet stream, you’ve probably heard all that advice about relaxing. Forget those critics—what do they know? Go for maximum stress. Stress hormones, particularly adrenaline, give you the cheapest biochemical high legally ava
Humor | Political Humor
How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy
The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa
Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs
82 People Share Their "Dumbest Dog" Stories On Twitter
We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.
Entertainment | Quarantine Life: Things To Do
A Meme Account About a Mall Is Now a Lifeline | WIRED
The parody Twitter account devoted to The Americana at Brand is absurd. But now that LA residents are stuck at home, it's a strange source of comfort.
Food & Drink | Food & Drink
Why are Triscuits called Triscuits? A shocking investigation
Enlightened snackers' cabinets are likely stocked with tasty, wheat crackers called Triscuits, which we always assumed were named after three different grains or something. This week, an intrepid writer uncovered the truth. Prepare to have your minds
News | Good News
75 Examples Of Hilariously Positive Graffiti
Even the simplest scribbles have a purpose of expressing an opinion, frustration, or simply affirmation that one exists and wants to be heard.
Humor | Humor
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
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Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech
British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...
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Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
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Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'
Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’
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Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News
Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.
Miscellaneous | This is stuff I like
Texas VS Los Angeles Differences That Are Way Too Real
Truly two different universes.
Humor | Humor
Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom
"It's all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. "
Entertainment | Entertainment
12 Things You Might Not Know About MAD Magazine | Mental Floss
As fast as popular culture could erect wholesome depictions of American life in comics, television, or movies, MAD Magazine was there to tear them all down.
Humor | Humor
Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest by the numbers | Fox Business
Here’s a look at some of the numbers behind Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest.
Entertainment | Entertainment
MAD Magazine to Cease Publication
MAD Magazine will cease publication later this year, according to reports. Blogger Jedidiah Leland reportedly discovered the news after a MAD editor confessed to the magazine's doom in a Facebook group, and shortly thereafter, cartoonist Ruben Bolling see
Entertainment | Mad Men
‘Not Great, Bob!’: The Making of Mad Men’s Greatest Meme
The writers and actors behind season six’s “In Care Of” take us behind the scenes of the elevator confrontation that will live on in pixelated infamy.
Humor | Humor
US Attorney General William Barr stuns conference with incredible BAGPIPES display
WILLIAM Barr, 69, grabbed a set of bagpipes from one member of the NYPD pipe band who had already been playing the event. And he got a rousing ovation from musicians and gathered attorneys alike.
Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot
The best and worst April Fools’ jokes from around the web | TechCrunch
TechCrunch - Reporting on the business of technology, startups, venture capital funding, and Silicon Valley
Humor | Humor
25 Marvel Memes That Will Never Stop Being ~Infinitely~ Hilarious
Spoilers (but also laughs) ahead!
Entertainment | Movies & Other Stuff
15 Bad Movies That Would Be Great With Just One Change | Cracked.com
We fixed the one dumb thing about that bad movie. It’s good, now.
Humor | Humor
Ex-'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno says late-night shows too political, misses 'civility' | Fox News
Former "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno has lamented how political late-night television has become in recent years.
Humor | Humor
Grateful Kid gets Soup as a Present for Christmas
Little Girl Gets Instant Noodles for Christmas and Her Reaction Is Priceless
Pets & Animals | Other Kinds Of Animals
Kitten Hilariously Learns That the Floating Triangles Reflected in the Mirror Are Attached to Her Head
While sitting on her human's bed, a funny little Scottish straight kitten named Mimo spotted a couple of floating triangles reflected in the dresser
Entertainment | Entertainment
John C. Reilly Singing Together With An Entire Pub In Ireland Will Make Your Night
Whatever you are doing tonight, it’s not better than being at O’Connor’s Pub in Doolin, Ireland. There is nothing but pure joy and happiness coming out of that place tonight. Well, except for...
Humor | Humor
Want to convince someone that you’re human? This one word could do the trick | Science | AAAS
Call it a minimal Turing test
Politics | Politics
Cory Booker gets George Costanza 'bad boy' lampooning for 'Spartacus' claim - Washington Times
Sen. Cory Booker's attempt to liken himself to Kirk Douglas' "Spartacus" has turned into a comedic goldmine for Republicans and conservatives.
Sports | My Sporting News
CJ McCollum's 'Im trying Jennifer' reply has become NBA Twitter's new favorite meme
Twitter had a field day with McCollum's response to a trolling fan
Sports | Surfing/Skating/SUPing
The funniest surfing memes of all time
Do you think surfing the web is a sport? Have you caught a wave with an ironing board? Take a look at the craziest and funniest memes about surfing and surfers.
Advice & Self-Help | Meditation and Other Practices
Lizz Lunney Creates ‘Migraine Vampire’ Comic | The Mighty
Lizz Lunney created a comic explaining why she's a "migraine vampire."
Family & Parenting | Kids
Nostalgic Summer Bucket List: Ways to Give Your Kid a 1980s summer
Here's how to give your kids an unplugged, retro summer a la Stranger Things.
Humor | Funny Stuff
My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard) - CollegeHumor Video
Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are just trying to take their Anxiety Raptor on the plane, and Raph is giving them a hard time for some unimaginable reason. Watch "My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)"
Pets & Animals | Animals
Signs that your cat definitely owns you
Anyone who owns a cat knows one thing for sure: you do NOT own that cat. You are just a host who is ensuring that the cat enjoys living at your home. Your cat actually owns you and you are her servant!
Humor | Humor
Star Wars Is Much Better When Ron Howard Narrates It Arrested Development-Style
Ron Howard narrates Star Wars in the Arrested Development style.
Pets & Animals | Animals
What Did The Chicken Do? Chicken Shaming At Its Best
Would you shame your chicken for their wrongdoing?
Politics | Politics
Aging senators ask 'Mr. Zuckerberg' for tech support in hilarious Senate hearing meme
The internet roasted clueless lawmakers during Mark Zuckerberg's Senate hearing.
Politics | Politics
Tina Fey Knows Why Hillary Lost the Election
Tina Fey concisely and hilariously explains why Hillary Clinton lost the election.
Humor | Political Humor
WALSH: 13 Words That Are Even More Offensive And Sexist Than 'Mankind' | Daily Wire
At a recent town hall, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau explained that the word "mankind" is not inclusive enough. "Peoplekind" is the acceptable form.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Stuff
Here's what happens when you don't realize the guy you're nudging out of your photo is Jerry Seinfeld
Broderick was shopping with his pal Seinfeld when a fan asked for a picture -- but Seinfeld didn't make the cut and got nudged out of the shot.
Advice & Self-Help | Helpful Advice
Want to Be Funnier the Next Time You Give a Talk? A Comedian Shares the Tricks of the Trade | Inc.com
How to get your audience more engaged by making them laugh.
Entertainment | Entertainment
This Photoshop Guru Is So Good, You Won’t Know What’s Real Anymore
Photoshop. It's both a blessing and a curse, allowing for amazing creativity with images, changing the way we see and experience things in so many ways. Of course that also means that we can never be quite sure if what we are looking at is real or not!
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
Roy Moore Retires From Politics To Spend More Quality Time With Someone's Kid
The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Pets & Animals | Animals & Pets
11 tales of animal crime that may prove 2017 was the beginning of the end for humanity
This list includes an arsonist tortoise and a dog threatening his owner with a knife.
Humor | Humor
An Instagram Account Is Putting Funny Subtitles On Famous GoT Scenes & The Results Are Hilarious
Can’t get better than this.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Links
Linus offered handy tips for viewing the eclipse in a 1963 'Peanuts' comic strip
Do you remember seeing the eclipse in 1963, 1970 or 1979?
Family & Parenting | Kids
22 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
Encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents.
Humor | Funny Stuff
If Your Boss Was A Cat
Cats are magnificent animals. They are smart, curious and independent. Maybe these qualities helped The Business Cat to reach business heights.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Stuff
Florida Girls Are Pissed That Hipsters Stole LaCroix from Them - Broadly
"Stop appropriating my Fort Lauderdale slut water!" said one native who has drank the sparkling water since the mid-2000s.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Stubborn vocal cat refuses to go inside
Timo must be hanging out with some huskies lately because that is one stubborn cat! Just listen!
Pets & Animals | Animals
Grumpy cat scolds raccoon for stealing cat food [Video]
This plotting raccoon thought he could grab a few bites of cat food while no one was looking, but not under this grumpy cat's watch! After a few smacks to the face and much to the angry cat's surprise, the mischievous outsider remains unphased and continu
Health & Fitness | Psychology!
10+ Hilarious Comics For Socially Awkward People
The hilarious webcomics mostly revolve around one nerdy girl who always picks the worst words for conversations. Her everyday struggles include her love life, her career, and other common themes.
Humor | Humor
As a millionaire, I am begging millennials to stop doing these things with their money
Buying avocado toast is just the tip of the iceberg.
Entertainment | Star Wars
Mark Hamill Plays Vader and Surprises 'Star Wars' Fans for Charity Prank
Mark Hamill surprises some serious 'Star Wars' fans
Family & Parenting | Kids
10 Reasons You Can’t Stand Caillou
If you're in the majority of adults annoyed by Caillou, we're willing to bet one of these 10 reasons is why.
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
23 Hipster Trends Which Prove They're The Most Extra People On This Planet
Say what you want about hipsters, but they never give up on being extra.
Humor | Humor
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Squirrel served daily ice cream mini-cones at North Carolina shop
A North Carolina squirrel is living the dream: two special mini cones of ice cream per day served up by her human friends.Putter the squirrel lives in a tree above Fantasy Isle Ice Cream and Mini Golf in Holden Beach and has gotten quite comfo
Health & Fitness | Health News
This Subtle Dementia Symptom Sends Warning 9 Years Early
Nine years before memory changes, this can signal problems.
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
21 excuses that only work in New York
New Yorkers may have a reputation for being rude, but the fact is we follow a completely different set of rules. While we might seem like flakes, there's just a
Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs
Owner gives adorable 3-legged dog cartoon arms on Instagram
Bradley the dog may only have three legs, but his humans have turned his missing limb into an adorable personality trait thanks to some some funny doodles.
Miscellaneous | This is stuff I like
Melissa McCarthy Explains Why Her Sean Spicer Is So Good
You’ll see what she means.
Humor | Humor
The internet needed a Photoshop battle to make sense of Trump sitting in an 18-wheeler
If a photo of Trump in a truck hits the internet, a Photoshop battle will inevitably ensue. And it did. Right here.
Humor | Humor
Sean Spicer is Trump's dad in a 'Daily Show' parody of that BBC video
How'd he get in there?
Humor | Humor
23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots
"My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joe's parking lot."..
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
17 things all New Yorkers can agree on
New Yorkers speak different languages, wear different styles and live in many different kinds of neighborhoods, but there's still some things we all find c
Politics | Other Politics
Tiny Trump Photos Could Annoy The President Bigly | The Huffington Post
Hands: Probably actual size.
Advice & Self-Help | Dating
11 Comics That Capture The Hell That Is Modern Dating | The Huffington Post
Because dating is seriously the worst.
Music | Music
One Guy Responsible for 90% of Venue’s New Rules
Nearly all of the rules at one local venue were created in direct response to the actions of one individual over the last decade.
Family & Parenting | Kids
Dear Toddler, I Love You, But You Need To Chill - Close to Classy
I love you, but I can’t peel you off one more floor, or haul you out of another restaurant screaming and crying because your juice was too juicy.
Humor | Funny Stuff
The Joker's Still Getting Away… Celebrating 50 Years of 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'
Why did “Jingle Bells” get this particular spoof? Spike Jones’s uptempo romp, Yogi Yorgesson (“Yingle Bells“), and the Three Stooges (“Jingle Bells Drag“) showed that “Jingle Bells” could be played for broader comedic effect. As writer R
