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Sports | My Sporting News
CJ McCollum's 'Im trying Jennifer' reply has become NBA Twitter's new favorite meme
Twitter had a field day with McCollum's response to a trolling fan
Entertainment | Humor
SEE IT: Sacha Baron Cohen goads Sheriff Joe Arpaio into saying he would accept sexual favors from President Trump
"America's Toughest Sheriff" has become Sacha Baron Cohen's latest victim.
Entertainment | Humor
Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other
The Marines on the ship are currently "out of f--king control."
Entertainment | Humor
SACHA BARON COHEN KINGMAN ARIZONA
Sacha Baron Cohen exploits some gullible Kingman AZ locals by inviting them to a "focus" group for economic development in their town.
Sports | Surfing/Skating/SUPing
The funniest surfing memes of all time
Do you think surfing the web is a sport? Have you caught a wave with an ironing board? Take a look at the craziest and funniest memes about surfing and surfers.
Miscellaneous | Random shit
Man calls police on another man eating burrito on BART train
Man calls police on another man eating burrito on BART train #Humor #Comedy #SanFrancisco #BayArea
Entertainment | Humor
'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien
'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien #Humor #Comedy #Politics
Advice & Self-Help | Meditation and Other Practices
Lizz Lunney Creates ‘Migraine Vampire’ Comic | The Mighty
Lizz Lunney created a comic explaining why she's a "migraine vampire."
Food & Drink | Food & Drink
Real rules for real drinking in real bars
The internet is filled with articles listing rules for drinking in bars. The problem is these articles rarely seem to apply to real drinkers.
Family & Parenting | Kids
Nostalgic Summer Bucket List: Ways to Give Your Kid a 1980s summer
Here's how to give your kids an unplugged, retro summer a la Stranger Things.
Politics | Politics
BBQ Becky's Call To Gastopo [FULL]
BBQ Becky's Call To Gastopo [FULL] #Politics #Humor #Comedy #Oakland
Humor | Funny Stuff
My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard) - CollegeHumor Video
Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are just trying to take their Anxiety Raptor on the plane, and Raph is giving them a hard time for some unimaginable reason. Watch "My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)"
Pets & Animals | Animals
Signs that your cat definitely owns you
Anyone who owns a cat knows one thing for sure: you do NOT own that cat. You are just a host who is ensuring that the cat enjoys living at your home. Your cat actually owns you and you are her servant!
Humor | Humor
Star Wars Is Much Better When Ron Howard Narrates It Arrested Development-Style
Ron Howard narrates Star Wars in the Arrested Development style.
News | News
No, a new bill wouldn't 'literally' ban Bible sales in California but debate rages
Despite proof of the contrary, false claims that a bill in California will ban the sale of Bibles continue to spread online.
Pets & Animals | Animals
What Did The Chicken Do? Chicken Shaming At Its Best
Would you shame your chicken for their wrongdoing?
Entertainment | Entertainment
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Sacha Baron Cohen Anymore
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Sacha Baron Cohen Anymore #Entertainment #Movies
Politics | Politics
Aging senators ask 'Mr. Zuckerberg' for tech support in hilarious Senate hearing meme
The internet roasted clueless lawmakers during Mark Zuckerberg's Senate hearing.
Politics | Politics
Tina Fey Knows Why Hillary Lost the Election
Tina Fey concisely and hilariously explains why Hillary Clinton lost the election.
News | Weird and bizarre news
Great News: You Can Now Drink Wine Inside a Giant Anus
Your longest-held dream of tasting wine from inside a butthole has been realized.
Humor | Political Humor
WALSH: 13 Words That Are Even More Offensive And Sexist Than 'Mankind' | Daily Wire
At a recent town hall, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau explained that the word "mankind" is not inclusive enough. "Peoplekind" is the acceptable form.
Entertainment | Humor
History of Jewish humor in America.
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Miscellaneous | Interesting Stuff
Here's what happens when you don't realize the guy you're nudging out of your photo is Jerry Seinfeld
Broderick was shopping with his pal Seinfeld when a fan asked for a picture -- but Seinfeld didn't make the cut and got nudged out of the shot.
Advice & Self-Help | Helpful Advice
Want to Be Funnier the Next Time You Give a Talk? A Comedian Shares the Tricks of the Trade | Inc.com
How to get your audience more engaged by making them laugh.
Entertainment | Entertainment
This Photoshop Guru Is So Good, You Won’t Know What’s Real Anymore
Photoshop. It's both a blessing and a curse, allowing for amazing creativity with images, changing the way we see and experience things in so many ways. Of course that also means that we can never be quite sure if what we are looking at is real or not!
News | Weird and bizarre news
25 Insane Vintage Ads You Won't Believe
Commercials used to be even worse.
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
Roy Moore Retires From Politics To Spend More Quality Time With Someone's Kid
The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Pets & Animals | Animals & Pets
11 tales of animal crime that may prove 2017 was the beginning of the end for humanity
This list includes an arsonist tortoise and a dog threatening his owner with a knife.
Miscellaneous | Random shit
3 Things People Who Served In The Military Do That Make Them Look Like Tools
While it’s great to be proud of one’s service, it’s also the mark of a huge tool bag if he is unable to talk about anything but his time in the belly of the beast.
Humor | Humor
An Instagram Account Is Putting Funny Subtitles On Famous GoT Scenes & The Results Are Hilarious
Can’t get better than this.
Entertainment | Humor
NRA - Sunday with Lubach
There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...
Entertainment | Humor
Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)
A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chi...
Sports | Cycling
California Girls: Tanlines
The third short from "California Girls," now touring with the Bicycle Film Festival. While Chrissy Crane is in Italy, Jackie Wolfe tries to hang with Kymmy D...
Entertainment | Humor
Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'
HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Links
Linus offered handy tips for viewing the eclipse in a 1963 'Peanuts' comic strip
Do you remember seeing the eclipse in 1963, 1970 or 1979?
Family & Parenting | Kids
22 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
Encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents.
Humor | Funny Stuff
If Your Boss Was A Cat
Cats are magnificent animals. They are smart, curious and independent. Maybe these qualities helped The Business Cat to reach business heights.
Entertainment | Humor
Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care Changes
Waste Management is uniquely positioned to cash in on the heath care crisis.
Entertainment | Humor
MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"
In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...
Entertainment | Humor
A Hilarious Look At the 10 Most White Trash Cities in California
A video summary of the places in California that are perfect for White trash to call home.
Entertainment | Humor
How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie
I knew I’d face a lot of adversity if I took a stance. I took comfort in the words of Ben Parker: “With great power comes great responsibility.”
News | Interesting Stuff
Florida Girls Are Pissed That Hipsters Stole LaCroix from Them - Broadly
"Stop appropriating my Fort Lauderdale slut water!" said one native who has drank the sparkling water since the mid-2000s.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Stubborn vocal cat refuses to go inside
Timo must be hanging out with some huskies lately because that is one stubborn cat! Just listen!
Entertainment | Humor
Another Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox
Dear Donald Trump: Here's a friendly reminder from Vicente Fox that Mexico will not pay for your wall. SUBSCRIBE for NEW VIDEOS EVERY DAY - http://sprdlx.co/...
Pets & Animals | Animals
Grumpy cat scolds raccoon for stealing cat food [Video]
This plotting raccoon thought he could grab a few bites of cat food while no one was looking, but not under this grumpy cat's watch! After a few smacks to the face and much to the angry cat's surprise, the mischievous outsider remains unphased and continu
Health & Fitness | Psychology!
10+ Hilarious Comics For Socially Awkward People
The hilarious webcomics mostly revolve around one nerdy girl who always picks the worst words for conversations. Her everyday struggles include her love life, her career, and other common themes.
Humor | Humor
As a millionaire, I am begging millennials to stop doing these things with their money
Buying avocado toast is just the tip of the iceberg.
Entertainment | Humor
GG Allin Impersonator Booed Offstage for Having Adequately Sized Penis
The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short when fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s average-sized penis.
Entertainment | Star Wars
Mark Hamill Plays Vader and Surprises 'Star Wars' Fans for Charity Prank
Mark Hamill surprises some serious 'Star Wars' fans
Family & Parenting | Kids
10 Reasons You Can’t Stand Caillou
If you're in the majority of adults annoyed by Caillou, we're willing to bet one of these 10 reasons is why.
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
23 Hipster Trends Which Prove They're The Most Extra People On This Planet
Say what you want about hipsters, but they never give up on being extra.
Humor | Humor
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Squirrel served daily ice cream mini-cones at North Carolina shop
A North Carolina squirrel is living the dream: two special mini cones of ice cream per day served up by her human friends.Putter the squirrel lives in a tree above Fantasy Isle Ice Cream and Mini Golf in Holden Beach and has gotten quite comfo
Health & Fitness | Health News
This Subtle Dementia Symptom Sends Warning 9 Years Early
Nine years before memory changes, this can signal problems.
Sports | Cycling
The Lego Bike Shop
When you live in the LEGO world, your hopes and dreams for advanced bike technology are probably going to be a bust. Forget the 1x11 and aggressive geo, you'...
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
21 excuses that only work in New York
New Yorkers may have a reputation for being rude, but the fact is we follow a completely different set of rules. While we might seem like flakes, there's just a
Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs
Owner gives adorable 3-legged dog cartoon arms on Instagram
Bradley the dog may only have three legs, but his humans have turned his missing limb into an adorable personality trait thanks to some some funny doodles.
Entertainment | Humor
Jonah Ray Heads to Boston in the First Episode of ‘Hidden America’
Today's a big day for early series premieres -- first IFC uploaded the season 5 Comedy Bang! Bang! premiere a week early, and now Seeso has released the first episode of Jonah Ray's travel show parody Hidden America ahead of its debut next Thurs
Miscellaneous | This is stuff I like
Melissa McCarthy Explains Why Her Sean Spicer Is So Good
You’ll see what she means.
Humor | Humor
The internet needed a Photoshop battle to make sense of Trump sitting in an 18-wheeler
If a photo of Trump in a truck hits the internet, a Photoshop battle will inevitably ensue. And it did. Right here.
Humor | Humor
Sean Spicer is Trump's dad in a 'Daily Show' parody of that BBC video
How'd he get in there?
Humor | Humor
23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots
"My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joe's parking lot."..
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
17 things all New Yorkers can agree on
New Yorkers speak different languages, wear different styles and live in many different kinds of neighborhoods, but there's still some things we all find c
Politics | Other Politics
Tiny Trump Photos Could Annoy The President Bigly | The Huffington Post
Hands: Probably actual size.
Advice & Self-Help | Dating
11 Comics That Capture The Hell That Is Modern Dating | The Huffington Post
Because dating is seriously the worst.
Music | Music
One Guy Responsible for 90% of Venue’s New Rules
Nearly all of the rules at one local venue were created in direct response to the actions of one individual over the last decade.
Sports | Cycling
Biketown YYJ
Biketown is a celebration of cycling in Victoria, BC. A parody of Downtown by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Biketown features the people and places that make Vict...
Entertainment | Humor
The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words
The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get a...
Entertainment | Humor
Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'
CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in
Family & Parenting | Kids
Dear Toddler, I Love You, But You Need To Chill - Close to Classy
I love you, but I can’t peel you off one more floor, or haul you out of another restaurant screaming and crying because your juice was too juicy.
Humor | Funny Stuff
The Joker's Still Getting Away… Celebrating 50 Years of 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'
Why did “Jingle Bells” get this particular spoof? Spike Jones’s uptempo romp, Yogi Yorgesson (“Yingle Bells“), and the Three Stooges (“Jingle Bells Drag“) showed that “Jingle Bells” could be played for broader comedic effect. As writer R
Entertainment | Humor
Vitas - 7th Element (2002) :D
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Humor | Humor
Cubs Fan Ready To Get Completely Drunk Again On Only 2 Days’ Rest - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
Music | Music
Keith Morris Talks “My Damage”
Keith Morris and Chuck Dukowski at FLAG’s maiden show. Photo by Bob Lee. In the months since its release, Keith Morris’ My Damage, written with Jim Ruland, has emerged as one of the mos…
Sports | Snowboarding/Skiing
Washington, TC - A Film by LINE Traveling Circus
The LINE TRAVELING CIRCUS has returned for its Ninth Season with WASHINGTON TC. There’s no debate – this film will be a tremendous success. In what may be th...
Entertainment | Humor
Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. - The New Yorker
“The Cong were after me,” Donald Trump said, “and then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”
Entertainment | Humor
LuckyTV: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton "Time of my Life" (Official)
See more clips: Trump & Hillary - Seperate Lives - https://youtu.be/Zh065lbtZyM Trump & Hillary - Up Where We Belong https://youtu.be/QkjJt2UbGOM For more cl...
News | Interesting Stories
'Shark stepping on a Lego' photo goes viral; here's the real story
A toothy tweet takes a bite out of social media, but did you know the photo was taken by a shark-attack survivor?
Entertainment | The Hometown
Bill Hader explains how he and Fred Armisen came up with ‘The Californians’
They, like us, are obsessed with LA driving directions
Entertainment | Humor
Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship - The New Yorker
“It’s great to be an American, at last,” the President said.
Music | Music
Butt Trumpet LIVE May 5, 1993 - TWO songs!
BUTT TRUMPET LIVE - "DICKtatorship" and "Material" from the Coconut Teaszer in Hollywood, CA, on May 5, 1993 (Bianca's birthday). FEATURING "FLAMING DICK MIK...
Entertainment | Humor
One more take on free speech and quarterbacks
He fired a shot across the bow of the privileged majority and now the glaring red rockets of reactionary defensiveness are bursting around him. This is especially true on the social media pages where the patrio-maniacs post excessively punctuated argument
Entertainment | Humor
Alanis Morissette And James Corden Sing An Updated Version of ‘Ironic’ | GOOD
The new song takes on Netlix, Vaping, and Facebook.
Politics | Politics
'Taco trucks on every corner' sounds like the greatest campaign promise since Herbert Hoover
If Hillary Clinton doesn't run a campaign ad by next week promising a taco truck on every corner, she's really missed an opportunity.
Business & Finance | Careers & The Workplace
Guy Documents His First Week Of Work At Target, And It Couldn’t Get More Hilarious
If you thought that working at a retail store is boring, we've got news for you. Well, actually Tumblr user kimpossibooty does. He recently uploaded a very detailed and hilarious story about his first week working at Target, and it is pure gold.
Entertainment | Humor
Latino Trump Supporter Marco Gutierrez Warns Of Dark Future With 'Taco Trucks On Every Corner'
"My culture is a very dominant culture."
Entertainment | Humor
Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump - The New Yorker
The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money.
Entertainment | Humor
Nation Outraged After Punk Refuses to Stand for Pennywise's 'Bro Hymn'
19-year-old punk Macy Sanders spurred outrage when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s performance of fan favorite “Bro Hymn.”
Entertainment | Humor
Korean Girls Try American BBQ
Korean girls try pulled pork, brisket and American style pork ribs for the first time. Help others learn about American BBQ by sharing this video. Let us kno...
Pets & Animals | Animals
Cat bullies man out of living room - Holy Kaw!
You can take the cat out of the street, but you can’t take the street out of the cat. Watch as this formerly-stray cat bullies a man out of its living room.
Entertainment | Trailers, Videos & Clips
Watchmen Gets An Honest Trailer
The folks over at Screen Junkies have crafted an Honest Trailer for Watchmen, which...well, it's [...]
Humor | Humor
Man Announces Plan To Take Out Anger On First Less Powerful Person He Sees - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
Entertainment | Entertain Me
9 Disgusting Moments from Ren and Stimpy (Pictures)
In a way, gross moments are what made Ren & Stimpy the show that it was. When you tuned in to the Nick TV show, you pretty much expected disgusting Ren and Stimpy vis...
Humor | Funny Stuff
Mtn Dew Kickstart: Puppymonkeybaby | Super Bowl Spot
When three friends decide to stay home for the night, a surprise visitor arrives with MTN DEW Kickstart on a mission to change their minds. #puppymonkeybaby ...
Humor | Humor
Colbert hilariously skewers Ted Cruz over 'Basketball Ring'
Ted Cruz's "basketball ring" comment was the ultimate alley-oop for late night comedy. Stephen Colbert had a great time laughing at the gaff.
Humor | oh the humanity....
Pickle Wizard
Pickle Wizard Want To Mess With Someone's Mind?Mail Them Pickles!!! If you're here, odds are a pickle has been bestowed upon you
Politics | From the HuffPost
This Map Of Donald Trump's Foreign Policy Would Be Funny If It Weren't So True
Remember, he has called himself his own adviser on the issue.
Humor | oh the humanity....
You've got to be kidding: Man dons hooves and lives as a GOAT
ONE man was curious about what life was like as a goat – so he decided to live among them.
Entertainment | It doesn't get any better...
A fat cat on a treadmill under water
Trying to lose some weight. The original unedited video.
News | News
£200m ship possibly to be named Boaty McBoatface thanks to an online poll
The British public have decided to christen this magnificent ship with a ridiculous name
Humor | Funny Stuff
Teenagers React to Windows 95, Can't Imagine the Hardships | Digital Trends
None of today's teens were alive for the launch of Windows 95. Watch a few react to that operating system, and mid-90s technology, in this video.
News | Interesting Stuff
37 Amazing Chalkboard Signs Outside Restaurants That Are Hilarious AF
Chalkboard signs. The only little creative space (yes I'm being sarcastic) that restaurant owners use to lure hungry customers into their humble shacks. Bu
Humor | Humor
The X-Men face off against Donald Trump in fan trailer
Whatever your feelings about Donald Trump are, you have to admit he'd make a pretty powerful mutant.
Politics | Other Politics
Watch John Oliver Annihilate Donald Trump, Re-Brand 'Drumpf' | Rolling Stone
John Oliver took aim at Donald Trump on 'Last Week Tonight,' rebranding the Republican frontrunner 'Donald Drumpf.'
Music | Music
19 Things Only Beatles Fans Will Find Funny
Because sometimes, all you need is LOLz...and to "move like Lennon."
Humor | Because we all need a laugh
Of Course Donald Trump Is a Terrible Christian
Even this nonbeliever can recognize a Pharisee when he sees one
Miscellaneous | Other Stuff
33 things that will definitely happen to you when moving to Chicago
Your first year after moving to Chicago can be full of surprises, but the following are all pretty much guaranteed
Humor | Funny Stuff
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Hilariously Summarized and Made Fun of in 90 seconds
Crude summaries of Star Wars are always great but here’s an especially silly one from Movie Blast. Instead of just simplifying the story (which it does), it also pokes fun of the movie and in turn, skewers all of us at the same time. Rey becomes Ray Rom
Sports | My Sporting News
The Best Super Bowl Memes & Photoshops | Terez Owens
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Entertainment | Star Wars
Lego Hilariously Reimagines 'The Force Awakens' in Trailer for New Video Game
There’s been an awakening. Thanks to Finn’s alarm clock.
Politics | The circus we run our country with
29 funniest reactions from comedians to the final (and Trump-less) GOP debate before Iowa.
This was it, folks! The last Republican debate before the pivotal Iowa caucus next week. Donald Trump opted not to participate, holding a rally of his own a few blocks away, and the lack of Big Orange
Entertainment | Entertainment
WATCH: Nothing Can Prepare You For THE CHICKENING | Birth.Movies.Death.
Directors Nick DenBoer and Davy Force have created something you simply have to see to believe.
Pets & Animals | Dogs & Other Animals
17 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get A Weimaraner
Think this regal looking hound is the right dog for you? If you're going to get a Weimaraner think again. Save yourself a huge mistake and read this...
Entertainment | Star Wars
'SNL' Imagines Kylo Ren Becoming An 'Undercover Boss'
What would Adam Driver's Kylo Ren from
Politics | Other Politics
Taking Bialystock of Donald Trump | Bleader | Chicago Reader
Can Larry David help us understand Donald Trump? This isn't working for Donald Trump, and I'm concerned about him. No matter what he does he can't stop running for president.
Entertainment | Star Wars
AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON
When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker. Music by Blithe Field http://www.myspace.com/swa...
Entertainment | Star Wars
Darth Vader daily life photos by Paweł Kadysz | BGR
When Darth Vader isn’t using the force to battle his own son or punish disobedient soldiers under his command, when he’s not blowing up stars, and when he’s not chasing rebels, he probably has a pretty mundane life.
Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot
Dad accidentally films his entire Vegas vacation in selfie mode
A man on his vacation in Las Vegas accidentally films the entire trip in selfie-mode. Of course, his son posted the whole video on YouTube.
Miscellaneous | Fun Stuff
11 Things That Happen When You Look Much Younger Than You Are | Sarah Bourassa
But even though I feel like I'm getting closer to my 30s, I often get mistaken for an 18-year-old. Such is the dilemma of a woman who looks younger than she is.
Miscellaneous | Los Angeles Stuff
The 10 Most Shameful Things to Admit in Los Angeles | L.A. Weekly
Los Angeles is one of the most diverse cities in the world. Unfortunately, that diversity doesn't always extend to its opinions. This is a city that has...
Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot
Man Lying In Doritos, Goldfish And Chips Ahoy Tells Cops, 'I'm Too High'
Reportedly says he "smoked too much weed." Ya think?
Entertainment | Movies & Other Stuff
A Jeopardy! contestant made Alex Trebek say the words “Turd Ferguson” · Newswire · The A.V. Club
Alex Trebek seems like a nice man; he smiles, he speaks in a soft tone, he changes up his facial hair on a relaxing, generational scale. He certainly doesn’t seem to deserve the enduring nightmare that was forced upon him when Will Ferrell, Norm Macdonald, Darrell Hammond, and a team of Saturday Night Live writers brought the show’s “Celebrity Jeopardy” series of sketches to life.
Humor | Humor
Things No Self-Respecting Adult Should Be Doing on Facebook
Welcome to the Internet in the 21st century: where teenagers pretend to be 30-year-olds, and 30-year-olds act like teenagers.
Humor | Funny Stuff
10 Cruel Celebrity Cutaways From ‘Family Guy’
The meanest (and funniest) jokes 'Family Guy' has made at the expense of famous people.
Humor | Funny Stuff
Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers | Dangerous Minds
Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada’s seventh prim
Humor | Humor
21 Ways The Iowa State Fair Is Utterly Baffling To A British Person - BuzzFeed News
It's time for the Iowa State Fair. BuzzFeed UK's Jim Waterson attempts to understand U.S. politics...
Family & Parenting | Parenting
Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Humor | Humor
Supercut of how comedians take down their hecklers has a 2-drink minimum · Great Job, Internet! · The A.V. Club
Sure being a stand-up comedian isn’t as hard as, say, digging ditches. But it does come with a few notable downsides: Weird hours, little structure, the crippling anxiety of having to be funny, and, of course, hecklers
History | Chicago History
Statue Stories has David Schwimmer, Steve Carell, others giving voice to Chicago
It would almost be enough to have your cellphone ring and the identifying text say there's an incoming call from "Abraham Lincoln," or "Benito Juarez," or "Cloud Gate." That's a screenshot worth saving.
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
21 things New Yorkers say and what they really mean
Like politicians running for office or characters in romantic comedies, New Yorkers don't always say what they really mean. (For instance: that guy's apartment is...
Music | Music
‘True story’ behind ‘Jessie’s Girl’ | My Rick Springfield crush
When MTV debuted 34 years ago - on Aug. 1, 1981 - "Jessie's Girl" was the No. 1 song in the country. And for 34 years, music fans everywhere have wondered - "Was there really a Jessie's girl?" This week, Jimmy Kimmel unearthed never-b
Humor | Funny Stuff
Tour De France Won By Rowdy, Tattooed Biker From Harley Davidson Team - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
PARIS—In what many are calling the single most dominant performance in the 112-year history of the event, the 2015 Tour de France was won Sunday by Jason “Scab” Vickerson of the Harley Davidson Team.
Humor | Humor
Tips For Cheaper Airfare - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Whether the busy travel season, fuel prices, or airline collusion is to blame, airfare is currently very pricey, making traveling more difficult. The Onion walks you through some ways to reduce the cost of flying:
Sports | Golf
Jimmy Fallon needles Tiger Woods about his terrible U.S. Open
Woods' game is providing lots of material these days.
Humor | Humor
Comic Book Fans Adamant That Human Torch Be Played By Actor Whose Body Actually Engulfed In Flames - The Onion - America
WASHINGTON—Expressing their frustration with the casting for the new Fantastic Four film, comic book fans across the country were reportedly adamant Monday that the superhero the Human Torch should be played by an actor who is actually engulfed in flames.
