#humor
Humor | Humor
50 Serial Killers Ranked by How Annoying It Would Be To Play Them at Monopoly
It's game night, which prolific serial killer is going to be the worst to play with? This list finally answers that important question.
Humor | Humor
Ron DeSantis Horrified to Discover “Woke” Drawn On Forehead After Falling Asleep First at GOP Candidate Sleepover
Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover the word “WOKE” written on his forehead in permanent marker, sources still crying about it confirm.
Humor | Humor
Conservatives Explain Why Women Should Have More Babies
As U.S. birth rates hit a record low, right wing pundits are urging Americans to do everything they can to avoid a “baby bust.” The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they believe American women should birth more babies, and this is what they sa
Humor | Humor
Eight Takeaways from the First Republican Presidential Primary Debate
Candidates who have no chance of being nominated for president took to the stage last night to talk about nothing, here are the key takeaways.
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
A hotbed of conflict: the breakroom sagas & a surprise ending | Workplace Coach Blog
A hotbed of conflict: the breakroom sagas & a surprise ending: how 4 workplaces straightened out their culprits by outing them
Humor | Humor
Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Impeach Server at Applebee’s If Loaded Fajita Doesn’t Come Out Soon
Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when her order didn’t appear in a timely manner, according to nearby diners who just wanted to enjoy their Tex-Mex Shrimp Bowl
Humor | Humor
CEO-Funded Study Finds Working From Home Makes Your Manhood Smaller
New research funded by Fortune 500 CEOs revealed that improving work-life balance will decrease the size of your schlong, which prompted many business leaders to encourage you to back to the office right now.
Humor | Humor
Supreme Court Puts Venmo QR Code on Bench to Streamline Bribery Process
The Supreme Court overhauled their bribery process and made it more efficient by installing plaques with Venmo payment codes on the front of the bench where they make decisions that affect the entire country.
Humor | Humor
Kid Who Can’t Buy Fireworks Legally Settles on Buying Assault Rifle
Local teenager Sam Carter purchased a fully automatic assault rifle after failing to legally obtain fireworks, sources scared for their life confirmed.
Humor | Humor
Feud Erupts Between Rival MAGA Rappers From East and West Coast of Florida
Rival MAGA rappers Li’l Q and Lok ‘Er Up from the east and west coast of Florida respectively have begun to feud over which rapper has the hottest bars and beats that praise the federally indicted former president Donald Trump.
Humor | Humor
The Next Health Guru? This Man Turns Into a Diet and Fitness Expert Every Time He Sees an Article About Lizzo on Facebook
Throw away those workout DVDs, cancel your Weight Watchers membership, and unfollow your favorite fitness influencer on TikTok because there’s a hot new health expert redefining what we know about wellness!
Humor | Humor
Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First
WASHINGTON—Analyzing the mistakes OceanGate made that led to the vessel’s disappearance, critics told reporters Thursday that the submersible should have been tested with poorer passengers first. “The company skipped the very crucial step of sending
Humor | Humor
Liberal Boomer Constantly Checking to Make Sure John Fogerty Not Suddenly Right Wing
Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure John Fogerty is not somehow suddenly conservative.
Politics | Joe Biden/Biden Administration
Biden Wants to Build an 8,000-Mile Ocean Train, and I Say Let's Do This!
On today’s installment of “What the Hell Did Biden Actually Just Say?” we have the alleged president of the most powerful country in the world announcing his plan to build, and I quo...
News | News
Mike Drop: Americans go Boston Tea Party on British bloke over fainting redcoats
British soldiers were dropping in the heat and Americans noted that the temperature wasn't even very high. A Brit took issue with them and … BOOM!
Humor | Humor
5 Best Tips on How to Politely Tell Your Siblings To Stop Having Children
Okay, let me address the fact that the headline you clicked to read this article may have sounded a little harsh. But we also said, "Politely Tell Your Siblings to Stop Having Children," so don't be such a thin-skinned whiny crybaby.
Humor | Humor
Make-a-Wish Foundation Denies Child Bassist’s Wish to Play Guitar
A child bass player with terminal cancer was denied her dying wish to play lead guitar by the Make-A-Wish Foundation as it interfered with long-held institutional policies and beliefs, apologetic sources confirmed.
Humor | Humor
Guitar Center Employee Crushed to Death by Avalanche of Squier Starter Packs
Guitar Center employee Cody Simmons was recently crushed to death by an avalanche of Squier starter packs that came loose after a customer played a particularly face-melting solo, sources that now have to work overtime to cover his shifts confirmed.
Humor | Humor
Heartwarming: This Second Grader Dreams of One Day Becoming President Despite Being Named Tristan
If you’re looking for a feel-good story about overcoming adversity, we’ve got the perfect one for you today out of Indianapolis, where local second grader, Tristan Fuller has announced his intention to one day become President of the United States, de
Humor | Humor
Conservative Man Boycotting Chick-fil-A and Bud Light Now Technically Fasting
Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A and Bud Light for going "woke."
Humor | Humor
We Look Back On When Jimi Hendrix Forgot The Words To The National Anthem
It’s been over fifty years since the legendary Woodstock Festival, but even half a century cannot erase the memories of Jimi Hendrix forgetting the words to “The Star Spangled Banner.”
Humor | Humor
Trump Condemned For Giving Platform To CNN
GOFFSTOWN, NH—With critics calling the former president’s highly anticipated town hall a “disgrace” for all involved,” Donald Trump was widely condemned Thursday for giving a platform to CNN. “It was dangerous, irresponsible, and downright dis
Humor | Humor
Help! Boycotting Bud Light Has Made Me Question My Sexuality Even More
I have been a loyal Bud Light drinker since the 8th grade and let me tell you, this loyal customer is NOT happy. I’m sick and tired of these companies turning their backs on traditional values. Values like getting hammered at Hooters and screaming at my
Humor | Humor
Punks React: Trump Found Liable for Sexual Abuse and Defamation
A New York jury found former President Donald Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming writer E. Jean Carroll. As a result, Trump has been ordered to pay Carroll $5 million in compensatory and punitive damages. We took to the streets to see what pun
Humor | Humor
We Revisit Trace Adkins’ “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” Because Our Flight Is Delayed in the Nashville Airport
Whether you’re a fan of country music or not, there’s no denying the musical talent and songwriting skills of countless country artists from the past century. From Johnny Cash to Dolly Parton, Kenny Chesney to Shania Twain, the genre has made a marked
Humor | Humor
We Are Post-Pandemic. We Are Immortal. Those Still Alive Cannot Die.
By Dr. Anthony Fauci
Humor | Funny Stuff
Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time | Babylon Bee
NASHVILLE, TN — A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.
Entertainment | Miscellanneous Trek
Star Trek: The Funniest Episodes in the Franchise, Ranked
In a dark and emotional universe where transporter malfunctions, space anomalies, and alien threats abound, comedic breaks are welcome.
Humor | Humor
Tucker Carlson Looking For Deal With Network That Will Allow Him to Recite The 14 Words On Air
Ousted Fox News personality Tucker Carlson is looking for a new gig which would allow more freedom for the racist diatribes that shaped his long career, according to relieved sources within Fox.
Humor | Humor
Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now
OKLAHOMA CITY—Explaining that its long affiliation with evangelical Christianity had come to an end, retail company Hobby Lobby announced Monday that it was Muslim now. “After many years of self-reflection, we have seen the light of the word of the Pr
Humor | Humor
Colin and Che BEST EVER Joke Swaps! SNL Weekend Update
"Saturday Night Live" (SNL) is a late-night sketch comedy and variety show that has been a staple of American television for over 40 years. Colin Jost and Mi...
Humor | Humor
SNL Weekend Update 4/15/23 | Saturday Night Live April. 15, 2023
SNL Weekend Update 4/15/23 | Saturday Night Live April. 15, 2023
Humor | Humor
How to Talk to Your Children About Not Getting Involved With Sports
As a father of three, I don't take my responsibility to set a good example for my children lightly. The world can be a scary place for young people and they have a lot of questions. One thing I always try to make very clear to them is how important i
Humor | Humor
Conservatives Explain Why They’re Boycotting Budweiser
Following the backlash to Anheuser-Busch partnering with trans woman Dylan Mulvaney, The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they’re boycotting Budweiser and this is what they said.
Humor | Humor
Trump Easter Cold Open - SNL
Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) interrupts a recreation of The Last Supper.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3uQxh4qSubscribe to...
Humor | Humor
I Am the Eggman and I’m Tired of Easter Appropriating My Culture
Imagine watching the rich history of your people bastardized by a clueless and indifferent public and then being expected to go along with it because it’s been labeled as harmless fun. I am of course talking about the “tradition” of hunting for eggs
Humor | Humor
Voices in Brian Wilson’s Head Celebrate 60th Year of Telling Him His Car Sucks and He Can’t Surf
The cacophony of voices only audible to Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson today celebrated their 60th year of constantly insulting his car, surfing abilities, and loyalty to his high school.
Humor | Humor
Police Officers Explain Why They Are Resigning En Masse
Whether it’s in small towns or large cities, law enforcement officials are leaving their posts in record numbers across the United States. The Onion asked police officers to explain why they are resigning en masse, and this is what they said.
Humor | Humor
Opinion: I Believe In Traditional American Values, Which Is Why I Make My Kids Read the Bible at Gunpoint
If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke liberal industrial complex trying to turn our kids gay or worse, tolerant of other viewpoints, poses an existential threat to our, by which
Humor | Humor
Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse
Jesus of Nazareth was undeniably one of the most influential figures in human history. His message of love and compassion (later rebranded as xenophobia and hatred toward poor people) still permeates our culture, and yet so little is known about Christ th
Humor | Humor
Ron DeSantis Removes Bad Brains From “Essential Hardcore” Playlist
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced last week that his state would seek to remove DC hardcore legends Bad Brains from the “Essential…
Humor | Humor
Black Metal Parents Keep Pestering Daughter to Give Them Grandkids to Sacrifice
Local black metal parents Suzanne and Dmitri Ubnatern are persistent in asking their 30-year-old daughter to give them grandchildren to metaphorically sacrifice.
Humor | Humor
45 Minute Presentation About the Dangers of Wokeness to Open For Upcoming Disturbed Tour
Long-running nu-metal band Disturbed surprised fans by announcing that the opener for their upcoming North America tour will be a 45 minute presentation about the “dangers of wokeness,” disheartened but unsurprised sources report.
Humor | Humor
We Sat Down With the Remaining Members of Poison, Which Turns Out Is All of Them
Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re familiar with iconic glam rockers, Poison. The Hard Times was lucky enough to score an exclusive interview with these legends.
Humor | Humor
I Gave John Lennon the Finger Guns the Day He Died and I’ve Felt Guilty Ever Since
I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside of the Dakota Apartments hoping for a glimpse of my idol. Though I wasn’t able to meet him, I was able to briefly make eye contact and fire of
Humor | Humor
Anti-Government Conservative Adds 75th Thin Blue Line Sticker to Truck
Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly ranting about government tyranny.
Humor | Humor
Trump Train Visit Cold Open - SNL
Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) delivers a message to the residents of East Palestine, Ohio, following the train derailment.Saturday Night Live. Stream n...
Humor | Humor
Most Racist Moments Compilation (not for snowflakes) #1
#familyguy #familyguyfullepisodes #familyguyfunnymoments #petergriffin #familyguydarkhumor #familyguynozoomMost Racist Moments Compilation Family Guy (n...
Humor | Humor
President Biden Calls for National Moment of Silence for Lowered Railway Stock Price
President Biden called for a moment of silence after the stock price of the Norfolk Southern Corporation sharply dropped following a disastrous railway derailment that is currently leaking vast amounts of toxic chemicals.
Pets & Animals | Animals
11 Things Only Cat Owners Understand
Love them or hate them, there are certain things about cats we all know to be true. But then there are some things only cat owners truly understand...
Humor | Humor
Spy Balloon Cold Open - SNL
Katy Tur (Chloe Fineman) reports on the U.S. military shooting down a suspected Chinese spy balloon (Bowen Yang) with the help of a Pentagon official (Kenan ...
Humor | Humor
Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon
WASHINGTON—Bowing down before the floating intruder mere hours after it entered American airspace, the entire U.S. nation reportedly surrendered Friday to the Chinese balloon spotted hovering over Montana. “Today, I speak to the Great Balloon to say u
Humor | Humor
What Punk Documentary Interviewee Needs You to Understand Is That at This Point Reagan Was in the White House
Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point of the story he is telling, Ronald Reagan was in the White House.
Humor | Humor
Support Waning for Friend in Recovery Now That He Has Six-Pack Abs
Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery bolstered his social status and helped tone his physique beyond their comfort level.
Humor | Humor
Argument - Monty Python
One of my favourite sketches from the original TV series of Monty Python's Flying Circus
Humor | Humor
How to Survive in the Third World States of America
It’s 2028. Our non-binary Emporer/Empress Kamala Harris has outlawed guns, meat, combustible engines, gas stoves, and testicles. Americans are starving except for those lucky enough to live in t...
Politics | Politics
Bad Lip Reading sheds light on what Kevin McCarthy and Matt Gaetz REALLY said on the floor (watch)
McCarthy has a lovely singing voice ... just sayin'.
Humor | Humor
15 Funny Gen X Memes That Captures The Gen X Life
There are a lot of things that make Gen X unique, and one of those things is their sense of humor. Sit back and enjoy these Gen X Memes
Miscellaneous | Miscellaneous
CONFIRMED: Soccer Is the Greatest Threat to Freedom and Democracy
What happened: FIFA, the international soccer federation, refused to let the Danish national team practice in shirts promoting "human rights for all" at the World Cup, which begins later this month in Qatar.
Humor | Political Humor
Friday Funday: Jill And Joe Are Puerto Rican? ¡Sí, Por Supuesto!
Joe Biden was the star of west Side Story
Psychology | Great Websites
The Far Side Comic Strip by Gary Larson - Official Website | TheFarSide.com
Visit the official online home of The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson for your daily dose of Gary’s classic cartoons.
Humor | Political Humor
Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters
Post these on Twitter to show everyone how much you admire strong women and love paying more money for gas and groceries.
Humor | Funny Stuff
I made the Pufferfish Meme in Minecraft - YouTube
So I made the pufferfish eating a carrot meme in Minecraft, and added a few extra things. Just vibe checking, Peta don't sue me. " I made the Pufferfish Meme...
Humor | Humor
Ottowa Towing Companies Tell Canadian Government They Have COVID
Yep. Have to self quarantine for several weeks just to make sure we don't spread covid around. Sorry Justin we can't help you. That is the way to take care of the sorry bastards killing kids with this crap. I love it. Tell the Canadian Government to…
Humor | Funny Stuff
The Epic Prank John Madden Pulled on 'Saturday Night Live'
John Madden played a prank on producer Dick Ebersol in 1982 while hosting 'Saturday Night Live.'
Humor | Humor
Christmas Shoplifting in California! - YouTube
Grab your Magnesium Breakthrough at https://magnesiumbreakthrough.com/jpUse Code "JP2021" For a DealCheck Out My Merch Here - https://awakenwithjp.comTake a ...
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Just for Fun | Workplace Coach Blog
Just for fun, a poem with humor; when do you figure it out?
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Forget That Resume Advice (a humor piece) | Workplace Coach Blog
humor piece: funny resume stories
Humor | Political Humor
Analysis: Bald Weirdos To Play Outsized Role in 2022 Election
The Democratic Party's hopes of preserving President Joe Biden's agenda by retaining control of Congress in 2022 could rest on a unique demographic poised to play an outsized role in the upcoming midterm elections. According to a Washington Free Beacon an
Pets & Animals | Pets & Animals
35 Questions For Dogs About The Weird Things They Do
Dogs, we need answers and we need them now!
Science & Technology | Science & Technology
Artist Is Mocking The Stupidity Of Modern Technology In His Funny Comics (28 New Pics)
We all take the age of computers for granted, but hey, why don't we all laugh at it for a bit? Meet System32Comics, the C++-approved tech webcomics for your inner nerd.
Humor | Humor
Stacey Abrams Declares Self Israeli Prime Minister
With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failing to form his right-wing government, former Georgia state legislator Stacey Abrams has declared
Politics | Politics
Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education
“For the past four years, I have worked tirelessly to keep our schools free from education,” she said.
Humor | Funny Stuff
Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
Entertainment | Movies
There's An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here's 30 Of The Funniest Ones
Who knew that reading a well-put Amazon movie review can be more entertaining than 2-hour cinematic boredom?
Advice & Self-Help | Advice & Self-Help
Stress Junky - Workplace Coach Blog
If your work pace resembles a jet stream, you’ve probably heard all that advice about relaxing. Forget those critics—what do they know? Go for maximum stress. Stress hormones, particularly adrenaline, give you the cheapest biochemical high legally ava
Humor | Political Humor
How to Celebrate July 4 Without Getting Canceled for Glorifying White Supremacy
The United States of America turns 244 this weekend. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but not anymore, now that the prevailing cultural sentiment demands that athletes issue statements to explain why they didn't take a knee during the nationa
Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs
82 People Share Their "Dumbest Dog" Stories On Twitter
We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.
Entertainment | Quarantine Life: Things To Do
A Meme Account About a Mall Is Now a Lifeline | WIRED
The parody Twitter account devoted to The Americana at Brand is absurd. But now that LA residents are stuck at home, it's a strange source of comfort.
Food & Drink | Food & Drink
Why are Triscuits called Triscuits? A shocking investigation
Enlightened snackers' cabinets are likely stocked with tasty, wheat crackers called Triscuits, which we always assumed were named after three different grains or something. This week, an intrepid writer uncovered the truth. Prepare to have your minds
News | Good News
75 Examples Of Hilariously Positive Graffiti
Even the simplest scribbles have a purpose of expressing an opinion, frustration, or simply affirmation that one exists and wants to be heard.
Humor | Humor
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
Ricky Gervais Explains Why He Reached Into the Chest of Hollywood and Pulled Out Its Heart Sunday Night
Humor | Humor
Comedian Ricky Gervais Criticizes Hollywood for Ethical Compromise, Political Lecturing, in Golden Globes Speech
British comedian Ricky Gervais chastised Hollywood’s elites during his opening monologue at the Golden Globes award ceremony on ...
Humor | Humor
Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
Watch: Deranged Leftist Tries to Steal Trump 2020 Sign and Gets a Shocking Surprise
Humor | Humor
Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and 'Even the Tree Was Crooked'
Hillary Tweets White House Christmas Photo and ‘Even the Tree Was Crooked’
Humor | Humor
Tomi Lahren responds to left-wing backlash over her AOC Halloween costume: 'Calm down' | Fox News
Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren urged everyone to take a deep breath after many on the Left were quick to criticize the host for her depiction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this Halloween.
Miscellaneous | This is stuff I like
Texas VS Los Angeles Differences That Are Way Too Real
Truly two different universes.
Humor | Humor
Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom
"It's all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. "
Entertainment | Entertainment
12 Things You Might Not Know About MAD Magazine | Mental Floss
As fast as popular culture could erect wholesome depictions of American life in comics, television, or movies, MAD Magazine was there to tear them all down.
Humor | Humor
Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest by the numbers | Fox Business
Here’s a look at some of the numbers behind Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest.
Entertainment | Entertainment
MAD Magazine to Cease Publication
MAD Magazine will cease publication later this year, according to reports. Blogger Jedidiah Leland reportedly discovered the news after a MAD editor confessed to the magazine's doom in a Facebook group, and shortly thereafter, cartoonist Ruben Bolling see
Entertainment | Mad Men
‘Not Great, Bob!’: The Making of Mad Men’s Greatest Meme
The writers and actors behind season six’s “In Care Of” take us behind the scenes of the elevator confrontation that will live on in pixelated infamy.
Humor | Humor
US Attorney General William Barr stuns conference with incredible BAGPIPES display
WILLIAM Barr, 69, grabbed a set of bagpipes from one member of the NYPD pipe band who had already been playing the event. And he got a rousing ovation from musicians and gathered attorneys alike.
Miscellaneous | Other Kinds of Whatnot
The best and worst April Fools’ jokes from around the web | TechCrunch
TechCrunch - Reporting on the business of technology, startups, venture capital funding, and Silicon Valley
Humor | Humor
25 Marvel Memes That Will Never Stop Being ~Infinitely~ Hilarious
Spoilers (but also laughs) ahead!
Entertainment | Movies & Other Stuff
15 Bad Movies That Would Be Great With Just One Change | Cracked.com
We fixed the one dumb thing about that bad movie. It’s good, now.
Humor | Humor
Ex-'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno says late-night shows too political, misses 'civility' | Fox News
Former "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno has lamented how political late-night television has become in recent years.
Humor | Humor
Grateful Kid gets Soup as a Present for Christmas
Little Girl Gets Instant Noodles for Christmas and Her Reaction Is Priceless
Pets & Animals | Other Kinds Of Animals
Kitten Hilariously Learns That the Floating Triangles Reflected in the Mirror Are Attached to Her Head
While sitting on her human's bed, a funny little Scottish straight kitten named Mimo spotted a couple of floating triangles reflected in the dresser
Entertainment | Entertainment
John C. Reilly Singing Together With An Entire Pub In Ireland Will Make Your Night
Whatever you are doing tonight, it’s not better than being at O’Connor’s Pub in Doolin, Ireland. There is nothing but pure joy and happiness coming out of that place tonight. Well, except for...
Humor | Humor
Want to convince someone that you’re human? This one word could do the trick | Science | AAAS
Call it a minimal Turing test
Politics | Politics
Cory Booker gets George Costanza 'bad boy' lampooning for 'Spartacus' claim - Washington Times
Sen. Cory Booker's attempt to liken himself to Kirk Douglas' "Spartacus" has turned into a comedic goldmine for Republicans and conservatives.
Sports | My Sporting News
CJ McCollum's 'Im trying Jennifer' reply has become NBA Twitter's new favorite meme
Twitter had a field day with McCollum's response to a trolling fan
Sports | Surfing/Skating/SUPing
The funniest surfing memes of all time
Do you think surfing the web is a sport? Have you caught a wave with an ironing board? Take a look at the craziest and funniest memes about surfing and surfers.
Advice & Self-Help | Meditation and Other Practices
Lizz Lunney Creates ‘Migraine Vampire’ Comic | The Mighty
Lizz Lunney created a comic explaining why she's a "migraine vampire."
Family & Parenting | Kids
Nostalgic Summer Bucket List: Ways to Give Your Kid a 1980s summer
Here's how to give your kids an unplugged, retro summer a la Stranger Things.
Humor | Funny Stuff
My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard) - CollegeHumor Video
Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are just trying to take their Anxiety Raptor on the plane, and Raph is giving them a hard time for some unimaginable reason. Watch "My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)"
Pets & Animals | Animals
Signs that your cat definitely owns you
Anyone who owns a cat knows one thing for sure: you do NOT own that cat. You are just a host who is ensuring that the cat enjoys living at your home. Your cat actually owns you and you are her servant!
Humor | Humor
Star Wars Is Much Better When Ron Howard Narrates It Arrested Development-Style
Ron Howard narrates Star Wars in the Arrested Development style.
Pets & Animals | Animals
What Did The Chicken Do? Chicken Shaming At Its Best
Would you shame your chicken for their wrongdoing?
Politics | Politics
Aging senators ask 'Mr. Zuckerberg' for tech support in hilarious Senate hearing meme
The internet roasted clueless lawmakers during Mark Zuckerberg's Senate hearing.
Politics | Politics
Tina Fey Knows Why Hillary Lost the Election
Tina Fey concisely and hilariously explains why Hillary Clinton lost the election.
Humor | Political Humor
WALSH: 13 Words That Are Even More Offensive And Sexist Than 'Mankind' | Daily Wire
At a recent town hall, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau explained that the word "mankind" is not inclusive enough. "Peoplekind" is the acceptable form.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Stuff
Here's what happens when you don't realize the guy you're nudging out of your photo is Jerry Seinfeld
Broderick was shopping with his pal Seinfeld when a fan asked for a picture -- but Seinfeld didn't make the cut and got nudged out of the shot.
Advice & Self-Help | Helpful Advice
Want to Be Funnier the Next Time You Give a Talk? A Comedian Shares the Tricks of the Trade | Inc.com
How to get your audience more engaged by making them laugh.
Entertainment | Entertainment
This Photoshop Guru Is So Good, You Won’t Know What’s Real Anymore
Photoshop. It's both a blessing and a curse, allowing for amazing creativity with images, changing the way we see and experience things in so many ways. Of course that also means that we can never be quite sure if what we are looking at is real or not!
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
Roy Moore Retires From Politics To Spend More Quality Time With Someone's Kid
The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Pets & Animals | Animals & Pets
11 tales of animal crime that may prove 2017 was the beginning of the end for humanity
This list includes an arsonist tortoise and a dog threatening his owner with a knife.
Humor | Humor
An Instagram Account Is Putting Funny Subtitles On Famous GoT Scenes & The Results Are Hilarious
Can’t get better than this.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Links
Linus offered handy tips for viewing the eclipse in a 1963 'Peanuts' comic strip
Do you remember seeing the eclipse in 1963, 1970 or 1979?
Family & Parenting | Kids
22 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
Encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents.
Humor | Funny Stuff
If Your Boss Was A Cat
Cats are magnificent animals. They are smart, curious and independent. Maybe these qualities helped The Business Cat to reach business heights.
Miscellaneous | Interesting Stuff
Florida Girls Are Pissed That Hipsters Stole LaCroix from Them - Broadly
"Stop appropriating my Fort Lauderdale slut water!" said one native who has drank the sparkling water since the mid-2000s.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Stubborn vocal cat refuses to go inside
Timo must be hanging out with some huskies lately because that is one stubborn cat! Just listen!
Pets & Animals | Animals
Grumpy cat scolds raccoon for stealing cat food [Video]
This plotting raccoon thought he could grab a few bites of cat food while no one was looking, but not under this grumpy cat's watch! After a few smacks to the face and much to the angry cat's surprise, the mischievous outsider remains unphased and continu
Health & Fitness | Psychology!
10+ Hilarious Comics For Socially Awkward People
The hilarious webcomics mostly revolve around one nerdy girl who always picks the worst words for conversations. Her everyday struggles include her love life, her career, and other common themes.
Humor | Humor
As a millionaire, I am begging millennials to stop doing these things with their money
Buying avocado toast is just the tip of the iceberg.
Entertainment | Star Wars
Mark Hamill Plays Vader and Surprises 'Star Wars' Fans for Charity Prank
Mark Hamill surprises some serious 'Star Wars' fans
Family & Parenting | Kids
10 Reasons You Can’t Stand Caillou
If you're in the majority of adults annoyed by Caillou, we're willing to bet one of these 10 reasons is why.
Miscellaneous | Other Interesting Stories
23 Hipster Trends Which Prove They're The Most Extra People On This Planet
Say what you want about hipsters, but they never give up on being extra.
Humor | Humor
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.
Pets & Animals | Animals
Squirrel served daily ice cream mini-cones at North Carolina shop
A North Carolina squirrel is living the dream: two special mini cones of ice cream per day served up by her human friends.Putter the squirrel lives in a tree above Fantasy Isle Ice Cream and Mini Golf in Holden Beach and has gotten quite comfo
Health & Fitness | Health News
This Subtle Dementia Symptom Sends Warning 9 Years Early
Nine years before memory changes, this can signal problems.
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
21 excuses that only work in New York
New Yorkers may have a reputation for being rude, but the fact is we follow a completely different set of rules. While we might seem like flakes, there's just a
Pets & Animals | I Love Dogs
Owner gives adorable 3-legged dog cartoon arms on Instagram
Bradley the dog may only have three legs, but his humans have turned his missing limb into an adorable personality trait thanks to some some funny doodles.
Miscellaneous | This is stuff I like
Melissa McCarthy Explains Why Her Sean Spicer Is So Good
You’ll see what she means.
Humor | Humor
The internet needed a Photoshop battle to make sense of Trump sitting in an 18-wheeler
If a photo of Trump in a truck hits the internet, a Photoshop battle will inevitably ensue. And it did. Right here.
Humor | Humor
Sean Spicer is Trump's dad in a 'Daily Show' parody of that BBC video
How'd he get in there?
Humor | Humor
23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots
"My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joe's parking lot."..
Miscellaneous | NEW YORK CITY
17 things all New Yorkers can agree on
New Yorkers speak different languages, wear different styles and live in many different kinds of neighborhoods, but there's still some things we all find c
