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Politics | Politics

Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even a “mandatory buyback” of some weapo

Politics | Politics

The Honkley Meme is a symbol of white supremacy - NPC Daily

Despite what you may have heard from alt-right hate mongers like Tim Pool and Paul Joseph Watson, clowns are indeed a symbol of racism and white supremacy. And it’s not just that weird toad thing the SPLC-designated hate group Four Chan has named “Hon

Entertainment | Entertainment

12 Things You Might Not Know About MAD Magazine | Mental Floss

As fast as popular culture could erect wholesome depictions of American life in comics, television, or movies, MAD Magazine was there to tear them all down.

Entertainment | Humor

This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it

Eva Victor's explanation to her boyfriend why she's so excited about attending the "Straight Pride" parade has gone viral for all the right reasons...

Entertainment | Humor

Mueller Report Cold Open - SNL

Robert Mueller (Robert De Niro), William Barr (Aidy Bryant) and President Trump (Alec Baldwin) summarize the Mueller Report. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL4...

Entertainment | Humor

Beto Calls Cops on Self for Skating on Own Driveway

Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke was questioned by police on Tuesday after calling to report himself for skating on his own private property.

Entertainment | Humor

GG Allin Hologram to Throw Feces at Coachella

A revolutionary new hologram of GG Allin will chuck his feces directly into the Coachella crowd.

Entertainment | Humor

Punk Assures Friends New Boyfriend More Fucked up Than He Appears

Local punk Kelsey Hernandez insisted yet again today that her new, non-punk boyfriend is “more of a loose cannon than he appears.”

Entertainment | Humor

Lucky Airline Passenger Wins Free Five-Hour Spoken Word Concert by Jello Biafra

An airline passenger was treated to an "energetic" and "unending" spoken word concert from none other than former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

Entertainment | Humor

Opinion: All Cops Are Bastards but Not All Bastards Are Cops

Travel the world and judge every individual you meet within two minutes of meeting them. You’ll find there are a lot more bastards that you thought!

Entertainment | Humor

Hungover Replacements Horrified to Learn Band Had 40-Year Run

Former members of The Replacements learned, upon finally sobering up after decades of heavy drinking, that their band’s legacy now spans nearly 40 years.

News | Interesting Links

Elon Musk’s Guide to Tomorrow: How to Fix Earth, and Also Leave It | The New Yorker

Ricardo Angulo and Ben Solomon write a humorous missive in the voice of Elon Musk about fixing and leaving Earth.

Humor | Political Humor

WATCH: Ben Shapiro Finally 'Interviews' Ocasio-Cortez | Daily Wire

Fresh off the hysteria over a conservative media personality posting an obviously satirical fake interview with Democratic candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Daily Wire Editor-in-Chief Ben Shapiro posted an obviously satirical fake interview with America

Entertainment | Humor

Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other

The Marines on the ship are currently "out of f--king control."

Humor | Political Humor

WALSH: Mankind Will Be Extinct Within 50 Years If We Do Not Abolish Plastic Straws

I thought I had witnessed the zenith of human courage when Billy Joel recently announced in an interview that "Nazis aren't good people." Joel is risking his career, perhaps even his li

Politics | The Hall of Idiots

Ocasio-Cortez Responds To Parody Video Mocking Her. She Gets Crushed.

Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to a hilarious parody video produced by CRTV that mocked her as lacking intelligence and being willing to mislead people.

Entertainment | Humor

NRA - Sunday with Lubach

There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...

Entertainment | Humor

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.

Entertainment | Humor

“Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn.

After Tennessee legislators passed a bill to allow residents to get license plates that bear the phrase “In God We Trust,” in the interest of religious diversity, other plates were made…

Entertainment | Humor

MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"

In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...

Entertainment | Humor

How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie

I knew I’d face a lot of adversity if I took a stance. I took comfort in the words of Ben Parker: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

Entertainment | Humor

GG Allin Impersonator Booed Offstage for Having Adequately Sized Penis

The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short when fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s average-sized penis.

Entertainment | Humor

In Gender-Equal Punk House, No One Does the Dishes

None of the residents of the Apple Core report feeling obligated by a sense of societal norms to clean any dirty dishes in the kitchen sink.

Humor | Humor

Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.

Entertainment | Movies & Other Stuff

'SNL' Has Never Been More Popular and Less Fun

Everyone is watching to see how the show takes on Donald Trump, and it’s been a real slog.

Sports | Cycling

Biketown YYJ

Biketown is a celebration of cycling in Victoria, BC. A parody of Downtown by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Biketown features the people and places that make Vict...

Entertainment | Humor

The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words

The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get a...

Entertainment | Humor

Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'

CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in

Entertainment | Humor

Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. - The New Yorker

“The Cong were after me,” Donald Trump said, “and then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”

Humor | Humor

Plan For Future Still Involves Drumming For Lifehouse | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

SOUTH BEND, IN—Fifteen years after first envisioning the path he hoped his professional life would take, local man Brent Gibbs is still planning his future around being the drummer for Los Angeles-based alternative rock band Lifehouse, sources confi...

Humor | Humor

Apple Fans Demand Other Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times | The Onion - America's Finest News So

SAN FRANCISCO—Following Monday’s unveiling of the highly anticipated Apple Watch, fans of Apple across the nation reportedly called on the company to manufacture more products that they can feel pressed against their skin at all times.

Humor | Humor

Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

VIENNA—Asserting the Middle Eastern nation’s right to a safe, peaceful energy program, members of the Iranian diplomatic team attempted to seek more favorable terms of a deal with the P5+1 global powers while openly assembling a nuclear weapon...

Humor | Humor

Siblings Quietly Relieved Oldest Brother Setting Bar So Low | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

CHARLOTTE, NC—Explaining how the 25-year-old’s personal and academic shortcomings had made their relationship with their parents far easier, siblings Eric and Theresa Conrad confided to reporters Friday that they were quietly relieved their ol...

Humor | Humor

Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

EVANSTON, IL—Putting aside their own responsibilities and quickly gathering at their neighbor’s driveway, Foster Street residents reportedly came together Monday to watch a BMW owner struggle to free his car from the snow.

Entertainment | Entertainment

Princess Leia Walks Around NYC, Gets Harassed by Everyone From Yoda to Darth Vader | Adweek

The universe was shaken when we watched hidden-camera footage of a woman walking around NYC and getting harassed. Then we saw what happens when a white man suffers the same fate. Now, in the latest parody of the Hollaback!

Humor | Humor

Documentary Viewer Can’t Wait To Find Out Which 4 Lads From Liverpool Changed Music Forever | The Onion - America's Fi

DETROIT—Yearning with breathless anticipation to learn more about the hugely influential band, documentary viewer Jeremy Rosen told reporters Wednesday that he could not wait to find out which four lads from Liverpool had changed the face of music f...

Humor | Funny Stuff

22 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In The South

It's more than a region, it's a state of mind.

Humor | Humor

Obama Sleeping With Louisville Slugger Under Bed Now | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WASHINGTON—Following the latest security breach at the White House over the weekend, President Obama told reporters Monday that he is taking extra safety precautions by now sleeping with a Louisville Slugger under his bed.

Politics | Interesting Links

Andrew Klavan: Democrats at War

In which our host, Andrew Klavan, discusses the lies, double-speak, failures and foibles of Democrats at War. TRANSCRIPT: RT - DEMOCRATS AT WAR! I’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth! Today, in a Revolting Truth special, we bring you a story

Humor | Humor

Watchdog: Obstructionist Israel Plans to Continue Existing –...

The report calls on Netanyahu to negotiate the complete relinquishing of all Israeli territory in good faith.

Business & Finance | Advertising/Marketing

Zany, Boozy 'Mad Men'-Era Illustrations by Virgil Partch

After the last few years of watching sad-bastard mid-century businessmen get hammered on Mad Men, the new collection of Virgil Partch's illustrations from roughly the same period, Cork High and Bot...