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Trump spends final days just rubbing his dick on everything in White House

WASHINGTON D.C. – As the days wind down in the first and potentially only term held by President Trump, the Commander in Chief is reported to be spending his dwindling hours rubbing his penis over every possible surface in the White House.

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After Second Impeachment, Trump Begins Moving Out of White House: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at a twice-impeached Trump turning against some of his closest allies as his White House gets packed up.Late Night with Seth Meyers ...

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Man Who Stormed Senate Already Back to Yelling at Skateboarders in Walmart Parking Lot

Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking lot less than 24 hours after breaking into the Capitol Building.

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Bruce Springsteen Shreds - Light Of Day

On January 7, 2000 at Madison Square Garden, Springsteen fans were treated to a once of a lifetime performance of the hit song "Light of Day". Always innovat...

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Help! ICE Just Took Baby Jesus From Our Nativity Scene

This has to be some type of miscommunication. ICE just showed up at our front door. We allowed them in, of course, as we assumed…

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In Blow To Biden Transition, Trump Reveals He Has Obtained The Darksaber

WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking upset, President Trump brought Biden's transition to a screeching halt after revealing he has obtained the legendary Darksaber. According to lore, the Darksaber gives Trump all rights of kingship over America, which can only

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Hallmark Christmas Romance Movies Set Unrealistic Expectations for Having Any Human Interaction Ever Again

Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction.

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Ben Shapiro Pulls Pants Down to Ankles Before Peeing in Urinal

Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday before using the urinal in a public restroom.

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KAREN METAL

The 'I'm terrified' part was last video's winner. Here's her solo performance.Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3f6QSFuInstagram: http://instagram.com/andreantunesmu...

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Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education

“For the past four years, I have worked tirelessly to keep our schools free from education,” she said.

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SNL's Weekend Update 12/12/20 | Saturday Night Live December 12, 2020

SNL's Weekend Update 12/12/20 | Saturday Night Live December 12, 2020#SNL#WeekendUpdate

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Dr. Fauci & Dr. Birx Cold Open - SNL

Wolf Blitzer (Beck Bennett) interviews Dr. Fauci (Kate McKinnon) and Dr. Birx (Heidi Gardner) about the newly approved COVID-19 vaccine.Saturday Night Live. ...

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Aerosmith Inducted Into Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame

After nearly five decades and 15 studio albums, Aerosmith will be inducted into the Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame.

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Chipmunks Seeking New Frontman After Alvin Carried Off by Hawk

Popular musical act Alvin and the Chipmunks are seeking a new frontman following the death of their previous lead vocalist, Alvin.

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    If Drinking Nothing but PBR Isn’t a Cleanse, Then Why Is My Piss Clear?

    All too often, health gurus and ex-partners will tell you that guzzling an endless stream of low-quality lager is incompatible with healthy living. I’m here to tell you that this is a lie. It’s been a week since anything besides Pabst Blue Ribbon has

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    Biden Acceptance Speech Interrupted by Kanye Concession

    Joe Biden’s acceptance speech was interrupted by rapper turned presidential candidate Kanye West who rushed the stage to deliver his impassioned concession speech.

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    SNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020

    #SNLSNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020SNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020SNL's Weekend Upd...

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    Michigan Hearings Cold Open - SNL

    Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon) tries to make an argument to prove widespread voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on...

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    Trump's faith advisor goes HEAVY METAL! [Sound of Victory] [Paula White Remix]

    Paula White's prayer service for Donald Trump's re-election. Remixed by Andre AntunesVersion without vocals: https://youtu.be/ECutPMriO2ADownload this track ...

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    Missing Thanksgiving - Aerosmith Parody

    This song is for all the Grandmas who usually host Thanksgiving. We're really going to miss your cornbread dressing, Grammy. Dang it Rona! Stay safe everyone...

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    First Thanksgiving - SNL

    Pocahontas’ (Melissa Villaseñor) boyfriend, John Smith (Beck Bennett), comes over for Thanksgiving dinner with her family (Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph, Fred A...

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    Autocrats Watch Our President Cling To His Job, Beg For Cash, And Obstruct The Transition Of Power

    The current President is turning heads around the world by refusing to participate in the transition of power to his victorious opponent Joe Biden, who is pr...

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    Crazy A$$ Karen At The Polls Catches Beatdown After Confronting Black Woman

    Y'all know what time it is ... Roll it! Crazy a$$ Sheri McClatchy, A Mississippi election commissioner confronted a Black woman but she wasn't prepared for w...

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    Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

    Dave Chappelle talks about the 2020 election, COVID-19 and Donald Trump. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/3j1IRUk Subscribe to SNL:...

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    Trump's Spiritual Advisor Remix

    Angels from Africa are coming!! ???????????? The Kiffness on Spotify: https://bit.ly/Kiffness Follow The Kiffness on socials: https://www.facebook.com/thekiffness htt...

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    Donny Osmond - "Fame" (David Bowie Cover)

    3/12/1976. From the Donny & Marie show.

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    Final Debate Cold Open - SNL

    Kristen Welker (Maya Rudolph) hosts the last presidential debate of the 2020 election between Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) and Joe Biden (Jim Carrey). Saturda...

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    Marine Reacts to Karen - Call Your Manager Now!

    Marine Reacts to Karen. The Ultimate Karen Compilation. Are you Kidding ME. Call your Manager NOW. For More Train Wreck check out this Video - https://youtu....

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    Weekend Update: Top Halloween Costumes & Grocery Store Racism - SNL

    Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like what the most popular halloween costumes for 2020 are. Saturday Night ...

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    Mexican Moms Answer Google Questions

    Mexican moms answer the most searched questions on Google. Why do Mexican moms throw shoes? What do Mexican moms say when mad? 0:00 Intro 0:14 why do Mexican...

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    Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: First Debate Cold Open - NBC.com

    Watch Saturday Night Live highlight 'First Debate Cold Open' on NBC.com

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    If We Defund the Police They Won’t Have Money To Pay Wrongful Death Lawsuits To All Those Families

    Cops suck. There’s no question about that. I’m not a dumbass boot licker. However, I don’t know if we should be calling for the police to be defunded. I mean, I get the sentiment but I don’t believe it’s going to fix the problem.

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    U.S. Military Considers Dropping Gender Reveal Bombs in Middle East

    The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal “bombs” as effective weapons.

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    Blues Traveler Inducted Into “Band You’re Probably Gonna Hear at Walgreens” Hall of Fame

    Blues Traveler were inducted into the “Band You’re Probably Gonna Hear at Walgreens” Hall of Fame for being the most played at the pharmacy chain.

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    MAGA Patriot Stalks Man for Three Miles in Self Defense

    Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days tracking a man over several miles in what he claims was self defense.

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    Police Department Reminded to Not Wear White Hoods After Labor Day

    Milwaukee Chief of Police Roger Brooks held a department-wide meeting today to remind his officers not to wear their white hoods after Labor Day.

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    Punk Rock Noise Machine Lets You Fall Asleep to Sound of Parents Arguing

    After months of rigorous beta testing, AggroNap, a new sleep aid machine geared toward people who grew up in broken homes, is set to hit the market.

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    Relationship With Communist Girlfriend Totally Works in Theory

    Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie Arlin as being “totally workable in theory.”

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    BREAKING: Biden Vows to Defund Itty Bitty Titty Committee

    Joe Biden intends to defund the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee,” as well as provide tax credits for Americans sporting C-cup “over the shoulder boulder holders” or better.

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    RNC Picks Up Coveted TruckNutz Sponsorship

    The fourth night of the Republican National Convention will feature wall-to-wall advertising from their new exclusive sponsor, TruckNutz.

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    My Dad Didn’t Die for Our Country Just for a Bunch of Liberals to Ruin It. He Died From Alcoholism

    America is being destroyed by the liberal elite and it makes me absolutely sick. And it would’ve made my dad sick, too. After all, he didn’t die for our country just for it to be ruined by a generation of communist snowflakes. He died because every ni

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    City Excited to Use Funds From Defunded Police to Build New Highway Through Black Neighborhood

    Money diverted from the Seattle Police Department to fund a new highway initiative that would be located in the heart of the historically-Black Central District.

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    Keith Richards Snorts All 10 Sauces During "Hot Ones" Appearance

    Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards took the popular interview show “Hot Ones” to a new level by snorting all 10 sauces in rapid succession.

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    Conservatives Warn Radical Kamala Harris Will Impose Her Christian Beliefs On American Populace

    WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that this was only the first step of many designed to destroy freedom and turn the nation into an extremist nightmare, conservative pundits warned Wednesday that known radical Kamala Harris would soon impose her Christian beliefs

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    Benny Hill - The Strolling Ones (1965)

    Benny is a rock star who sings "Rose" as Mick Jagger. Benny is also the drummer, the guitar player, the rest of the band, a man in the audience and a screami...

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    I put some Bee Gees music over North Korean marching

    NOW IT GETS FASTER EVERY CYCLE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qCD_tjjBQ March footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEkaGYBdHs https://www.youtube.co...

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    Klan Member Suddenly Opposed to Wearing Shitty Homemade Masks

    Local Klan member and conservative activist David Mount changed his views on wearing “silly little masks” in public following recent stay-at-home orders.

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    What Does America’s Coronavirus Response Look Like Abroad? | NYT Opinion

    The United States leads the world in Covid-19 deaths, nearing 150,000 lost lives. The unemployment figures brought on by the pandemic are mind-boggling. The ...

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    KAREN screams at dunkin' donuts, gets face full of iced coffee

    KAREN SAYS "DO NOT CLICK" - https://amzn.to/327NwOp Entitled Karen yells at a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru employee and instead gets iced coffee thrown at her f...

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    If You Don’t Know, Now You Know - COVID-19 vs. 1918 Spanish Flu | The Daily Social Distancing Show

    A look at how America is making the same mistakes with COVID in 2020 as it did with the Spanish Flu in 1918. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus Donate to su...

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    Sobbing Eric Trump Chokes Down Seventh Can of Goya Beans

    Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after a week of binging the brand’s products to garner support from his father.

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    Fauci Pronounces Trump 'Dead From the Neck-Up'

    Dr. Fauci has grave news for the people of America -- President Donald Trump is 100% brain dead. Grave, but also unsurprising news, as it turns out.

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    Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace

    A tourist makes the un-laughable Cute English Royal Guard to burst out Laughing, at Buckingham Palace in London(SUBTITLES BELOW) SUBTITULOS ABAJO EN ESPAÑOL ...

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    Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes Far-Right Militia Event, Engages Willing Crowd in 'Racist, Hateful, Disgusting' Songs: WATCH - Towleroad Gay News

    A disguised Sacha Baron Cohen crashed a white supremacist right-wing militia event in Olympia, Washington on Saturday and sang racist songs (video below) to the crowd for at least 8 minutes, getting the crowd to sing along with him before the jig was up.

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    Anarchist Bookstore Unsure What to Do After Robbery

    Employees working at the famed Nothing But Their Chains Anarchist Bookstore were unclear how to handle a robbery that occurred early Tuesday.

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    Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup

    TULSA, OK—Liberals are trying to ruin America by destroying all our favorite corporate mascots, logos, and team names. But President Trump says he won't have it. He defied the woke progressive crowd this week by chugging an entire bottle of Aunt

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    Florida's Anti-Maskers Are Taking a Stand | NowThis

    ‘I don’t wear a mask for the same reason I don’t wear underwear: Things gotta breathe.’ — Anti-maskers in Florida are warning of satanism, pedophilia, and ev...

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    A Message From Mrs. Butterworth

    Until this moment, the breakfast icon had been too busy to address questions about her race. #UncleBen #AuntJemima #MrsButterworth Subscribe To "The Late Sho...

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    Bible Scholars Confirm 'Do Not Be Anxious' Does Not Apply In A Global Pandemic

    U.S.—Scholars across the nation have come to an agreement that the biblical commands not to be anxious do not apply in a global pandemic.From Jesus's command not to be anxious in Matthew 6 to Paul's similar exhortation in Philippians 4, none

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    Alex Jones Promises To Eat His Neighbors. Repeatedly.

    Become a TYT member at: http://tyt.com/EMMA The Young Turks’ Emma Vigeland (https://Twitter.com/EmmaVigeland) breaks down Alex Jones' latest insane rant. #Re...

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    Alex Jones says he'd kill and cook his neighbours to feed his kids

    He has a few years’ worth of food stored away to get through first

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    Irish People Try Krispy Kreme Donuts For The First Time

    Krispy Kreme Doughnuts finally came to Ireland! See what our Irish People thought when trying them for the first time... Subscribe: https://Try.media/Subscri...

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    Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump Encourages Stay at Home Protests

    In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the celebration of 4/20, one of his favorite parts from the One World: Together at Hom...

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    Eric Idle - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - STEREO HQ

    FIND ME AT https://twitter.com/DoryStentorian De-dum-de-diddly-dum-de-dum...

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    Dr. Anthony Fauci Cold Open - SNL

    Dr. Anthony Fauci (Brad Pitt) addresses the public to decipher the coronavirus misinformation President Trump has been spreading. Subscribe to SNL: https://g...

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    Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go

    WASHINGTON, D.C—As more state governors lock down and enslave their people, one hero has been called to save Americans from their masters.President Donald Trump says he was commanded by a burning rose bush in the Rose Garden to confront Democratic s

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    Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store

    U.S.—Baptist believers have reported they are "utterly delighted" to learn they can now wear full face masks at the liquor store, preventing anyone from recognizing them.As soon as people started wearing masks in public, Baptists jumped at

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    José Feliciano The Comedy Bit

    Provided to YouTube by Sony Music Entertainment The Comedy Bit · José Feliciano Alive Alive - O! ℗ Recorded prior to 1972. All rights reserved by BMG Music P...

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    Honest Government Ad | Coronavirus: Flatten The Curve

    The Government has made an ad about the Coronavirus and its surprisingly honest and informative. ???? READ THIS NOW: https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-...

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    Donald Trump declares Sunday National Day of Prayer: "We are a country that has looked to God in times like these"

    President Donald Trump urged Americans to look to "God for protection and strength" as the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic continued to grow Friday.

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    Roger Stone Comes Unhinged In New Deposition Footage | NowThis

    ‘Did you just call me a b*tch?’ — Roger Stone absolutely lost it in this newly surfaced deposition footage. » Subscribe to NowThis: http://go.nowth.is/News_S...

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    M-M-M-My Corona

    Provided to YouTube by TuneCore M-M-M-My Corona · J.R. Shrum M-M-M-My Corona ℗ 2020 J.R. Shrum Released on: 2020-02-26 Auto-generated by YouTube.

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    Coronavirus: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

    As coronavirus spreads to the US, John Oliver discusses what’s being done to fight the illness, what’s gone wrong, and how to stay safe. Connect with Last We...

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    Mike Pence to Send All Infected Citizens to Coronavirus Conversion Therapy

    Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected to a faith-based conversion therapy treatment facility.

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    Harvey Weinstein Nominated For Best Actor In His Role As Crippled Old Pervert

    AMERICAN film producer and now actor Harvey Weinstein joins Jonathan Pryce, Antonio Banderas, Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam Driver and Joaquin Phoenix as a Best Actor Oscar nominee for his role as a crippled old pervert, WWN …

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    Is This How We Die? - Coronavirus, Continued | The Daily Show

    As coronavirus continues to spread, the stock market tanks, the public panics and runs out of protective masks, and the CDC recommends shaving facial hair to...

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    New Employee Too Afraid to Take Sick Day Gives Entire Office Coronavirus

    Junior designer Lewis Cooper accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus, thanks to his fear of calling in sick and losing his job.

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    Trump Takes India | The Daily Show

    Donald Trump visits India for the first time since taking office, and gets a surprisingly warm welcome from India’s people. #TheDailyShow Subscribe to The Da...

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    Three Little Bops!!!

    O JAZZ era a trilha sonora dos desenhos animados antigamente!! Você lembra??? O vídeo a seguir, todo musicado, é baseado na estória dos…

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    A Comprehensive Guide of What You’re Allowed to Wear When Fighting Fascism

    When fighting for a cause it’s important to keep ourselves in check. We must ask one another important questions like, “How are we affecting real…

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    Report: 90% of people need to fuck off

    Scientists are reporting that more people than ever before need to fuck off, which almost certainly includes you. The number of people who desperately need...

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    Argument - Monty Python

    Argument by Monty Python with some scenes cut

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    Henry Rollins & Stephen Colbert "Carol of the Bells" - A Very Rollins Christmas

    A very Rollins Christmas. Stephen Colbert and Mr. Henry Rollins collaborate on "Carol of the Bells"

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    Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing - Go Tell It On The Mountain

    More from my Public Access TV collection. Listen as these two unfaithfully reproduce "Go Tell It On The Mountain" using a karaoke tape, and tell it on a moun...

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    Punk Carolers Regretting Decision to Sing “Last Caress”

    Punk Christmas carolers regretted their choice to include The Misfits’ classic “Last Caress” after it was met with a mix of disgust and horror.

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    NATO Cafeteria Cold Open - SNL

    Foreign leaders (Jimmy Fallon, Paul Rudd, James Corden) that were caught making fun of President Trump (Alec Baldwin) at the NATO summit continue their taunt...

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    Meanwhile... A Full Thanksgiving Dinner On NYC's L Train

    Meanwhile... normally you'd want to avoid eating anything found on the New York City subway, but in this case the holiday grub looked pretty good. #Colbert #...

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    Mid-Day News - SNL

    News anchors (Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Alex Moffat, Chris Redd) report the local news while trying not to react to the race of each ...

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    Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

    "Find out where Kanye West was last night." Watch Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones, only on Netflix. https://www.netflix.com/title/81140577 SUBSCRIBE: https:/...

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    Monologue: Get On My Lawn | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

    Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1B Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including Trump's interest in buying Greenland and the pa...

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    Punk Band Reunion At The Wedding - SNL 2013

    A father (Fred Armisen) reunites with his old punk band, Crisis of Conformity (Bill Hader, Ashton Kutcher, Dave Grohl), to play their song "Fistfight in the ...

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    This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it

    Eva Victor's explanation to her boyfriend why she's so excited about attending the "Straight Pride" parade has gone viral for all the right reasons...

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    samurai delicatessen

    john belushi and buck henry on saturday night live, 1976.

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    Trevor Noah Interviews Stephen Colbert

    Trevor Noah takes the wheel in this flipped interview to ask Stephen about the most important elements of a late night show in the era of Trump, one of which...

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    The Rise of Snowplow Parenting | The Daily Show

    Today’s parents will do anything to make sure their kids don’t face any sort of adversity whatsoever. Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/ch...

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    Future Self - SNL

    A young man (Mikey Day) meets his future self (Alex Moffat, Beck Bennett) in the mirror. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44 Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/t...

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    Kremlin Meeting - SNL

    The Mueller Report forces Vladimir Putin (Beck Bennett) to admit the truth about Russia's relationship with Trump. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44 Subscrib...

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    Mueller Report Cold Open - SNL

    Robert Mueller (Robert De Niro), William Barr (Aidy Bryant) and President Trump (Alec Baldwin) summarize the Mueller Report. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL4...

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    Beto Calls Cops on Self for Skating on Own Driveway

    Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke was questioned by police on Tuesday after calling to report himself for skating on his own private property.

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    George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life' 1996.

    Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996.

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    GG Allin Hologram to Throw Feces at Coachella

    A revolutionary new hologram of GG Allin will chuck his feces directly into the Coachella crowd.

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    Punk Assures Friends New Boyfriend More Fucked up Than He Appears

    Local punk Kelsey Hernandez insisted yet again today that her new, non-punk boyfriend is “more of a loose cannon than he appears.”

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    Michael Cohen Hearing Cold Open - SNL

    The Congressional Oversight Committee (Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, Alex Moffat) question President Trump's former personal lawyer...

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    Lucky Airline Passenger Wins Free Five-Hour Spoken Word Concert by Jello Biafra

    An airline passenger was treated to an "energetic" and "unending" spoken word concert from none other than former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

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    Tucker Carlson Cold Open - SNL

    Tucker Carlson (Alex Moffat), Jeannine Pirro (Cecily Strong), Ann Coulter (Heidi Gardner), Wilbur Ross (Kate McKinnon) talk about the government shutdown and...

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    Opinion: All Cops Are Bastards but Not All Bastards Are Cops

    Travel the world and judge every individual you meet within two minutes of meeting them. You’ll find there are a lot more bastards that you thought!

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    Hungover Replacements Horrified to Learn Band Had 40-Year Run

    Former members of The Replacements learned, upon finally sobering up after decades of heavy drinking, that their band’s legacy now spans nearly 40 years.

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    Neo-Confederate Meeting - SNL Pinterest

    Neo-Confederate (Adam Driver) ruins his compatriot's (Beck Bennett) proposal for an all-white paradise.

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    Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open - SNL | Pinterest

    Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).

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    Goth Gets Asshole Darkened

    A local goth successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened at a nearby salon.

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    Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other

    The Marines on the ship are currently "out of f--king control."

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    SACHA BARON COHEN KINGMAN ARIZONA

    Sacha Baron Cohen exploits some gullible Kingman AZ locals by inviting them to a "focus" group for economic development in their town.

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    'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien

    'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien #Humor #Comedy #Politics

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    Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech)

    Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech) #Humor #Comedy #Politics

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      The Sexual Revolution is not the reason for #MeToo, and it is

      I have encountered some cockamamie comments about the #MeToo movement thus far, but the one made by Susan Stamper Brown is easily the cockamamiest!

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        History of Jewish humor in America.

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        NRA - Sunday with Lubach

        There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...

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        Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)

        A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chi...

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        Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

        HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.

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        “Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn.

        After Tennessee legislators passed a bill to allow residents to get license plates that bear the phrase “In God We Trust,” in the interest of religious diversity, other plates were made…

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        MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"

        In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...

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        A Hilarious Look At the 10 Most White Trash Cities in California

        A video summary of the places in California that are perfect for White trash to call home.

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